@Mark T。 /starts to bury the candy in the chocolate soil/
THEY WERE INNOCENTS, INNOCENTS I TELL YOU
/sprinkles some chocolate soil over the buried ones/
They lived a good life... /grabs a tissue/
@Jungkook J。 /points at the people/
MURDERERS!!!
/everyone leaves and I get out a bible/
Okay, I'll be the priest then.
Today we honor the life of death of these bootiful candies that suffered murder
/sniffles sadly/
@Mark T。 LEAVE THE STORE YOU HOOLIGANS!
/shoos everyone out/ We must have a memorial...
for the beautiful candy that didn't survive.
/sniffles and get's some chocolate soil and a plate/
@Mark T。 /turns around instantly when a tray of candy falls/
CAAANNNDDDYYYY /runs over to the tray and tries
to salvage any of the surviving candy/ YOU'LL MAKE IT
@Mark T。 /a flock of people crowd in and i whisper to you/
They do realise I'll never give them a lap dance
/laughs loudly then looks around and continues
to attract more people/ FREE CANDY IS NEARLY OURS
@Mark T。 /pumps my fist in the air/ YESSSSSS
/runs to the front of the store and poses/
COME TO THE CANDY STORE AND YOU GET...
A FREE HUG FROM JUNGKOOK!
@Mark T。 CANDY CANDY CANDY /sprints into the store/
I just realised...the store is empty...we should help with business
/whispers/ that way we can get candy e u e
@Mark T。 LOOK THE CANDY STORE /points the the shining building/
It's so big and fancy and there's so much to eat!!! /grins excitedly and
is about to rush into store/ It's my new home /sniffles proudly/