☉ fockers

 

 
family roles
family roles
the family tree!
lee jaehwan : crazy cat man (a.k.a the grandpa with more cats in his life than hairs on his head. you're always likely to take at least 5 of you everywhere, stuffing them in odd places just so they can be kept. you don't mind the sneezes around you... in fact, you're so out of touch with humans that you deal with them as you would kittens. note: watch out for the resident dog lover here. e u e).

kim jongin : not-so-daddy (a.k.a you try... you really do. but you can't fix things without them catching on fire. the only sport you really know is tennis. you're not the outdoorsy type, so you die during family outings. basically, your anatomy is all that proves you're a man... but it's actually really cute).

son hwamin : fashionista mom (a.k.a your kids wouldn't be caught dead in anything without a namebrand. you're chic and very in with the trends but you treat thrift store items like a thing from satan. a bit stuck up, but that's alright because you have a reputation to uphold and no one on this planet is allowed to judge your family but you).

bambam : child genius (a.k.a the youngest in the family but definitely the smartest. you're the type who indulges in novels and science camp. you know more than all the members of your family combined and it makes you a bit of a smart aleck. the only thing they love holding against you is the fact that you're the smallest).

leE taeyong : the wallflower (a.k.a the middle child who hardly notices what's going on around you. 10/10 likely to be found with your headphones on and music at full blast. you aren't aware of your wacky family, nor do you really care to be).

lee minhyuk : lil romeo (a.k.a the eldest son who's very, very, very prone to falling in love. you've had your heart squashed more times than you can count, but that doesn't stop you from moving onto a new person the next day. emotional and dedicated, you're a bit off your rocker with how you go about wooing people, but that doesn't get in your way).

cindy wolfie : resident psychic aunt (a.k.a can totally see the future... or so you claim. may or may major in the use of crystal balls. horoscopes are your muse and palm-readings are your hobby. you can't do a single thing without connecting to the nature around you to see if karma is on your side).
mc taehyung 8 years ago
@miranda kerr Welcome to "Cramily", where not everything is as it should be in the usual quaint family setting... Here's your "role" and family. e u e
mc taehyung 8 years ago
@son hwamin Of course, sweetie!
mc taehyung 8 years ago
@son hwamin Welcome to "Cramily", where not everything is as it should be in the usual quaint family setting... Here's your "role" and family. e u e
mc taehyung 8 years ago
ⓕ son bambam 1 minute ago Reply
I can't help reading fockers as ers... every time! xD

E U E ohohoffhoo
mc taehyung 8 years ago
@kunpimook bhuwakul I'M SO HAPPY YOU LIKE IT, SWEETHEART ;u; I'm sorry for the wait!!!
mc taehyung 8 years ago
@lee taeyong yOU'RE SO SWEET OHGALJDLJFAL-- thank you darling! ; c ;
mc taehyung 8 years ago
@lee minhyuk Welcome to "Cramily", where not everything is as it should be in the usual quaint family setting... Here's your "role" and family. e u e
mc taehyung 8 years ago
@lee taeyong Welcome to "Cramily", where not everything is as it should be in the usual quaint family setting... Here's your "role" and family. e u e
mc taehyung 8 years ago
@kunpimook bhuwakul Welcome to "Cramily", where not everything is as it should be in the usual quaint family setting... Here's your "role" and family. e u e
mc taehyung 8 years ago
@kim jongin Welcome to "Cramily", where not everything is as it should be in the usual quaint family setting... Here's your "role" and family. e u e
mc taehyung 8 years ago
@lee jaehwan Welcome to "Cramily", where not everything is as it should be in the usual quaint family setting... Here's your "role" and family. e u e

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SeHYUNG 8 years ago
Alright. I love you guys so much, but I have to drop Hyuk. I might have to drop Kris too, but I'll try to stay a little longer and see.
BubblegumWitch 8 years ago
Hello! Is Margot Robbie available? If so could you please add and reserve her? Thanks.
verdict 8 years ago
Toni had to bounce. Thanks for having me, lovely place and amazing peeps for anyone considering joining.
Aquaman 8 years ago
IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY
_sonder_ 8 years ago
Am I allowed to apply for lalisa? if not, if, a&r the8 for me please-
RawrBeotch 8 years ago
Can you add Luhan for me? or he taken? so many nameeeees
BlackRabbit 8 years ago
ⓚ uncle winwin 15 seconds ago Reply
I DON'T WANT I JUST WANT ICE CREAM /SOBS
daisies 8 years ago
reserve ezra miller, please?
wannawink 8 years ago
Hello, could you please add and reserve NCT's Winwin? (:
thelittlemermaid 8 years ago
can I come back tbh ; u ;
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