MINSEOK: I finally bought myself a coffee machine! Life starts at 27!
JUNMYEON: You went this whole time without a coffee machine??? How??
MINSEOK: I went into the wild and crushed whole bean trees with my bare hands until their juice yielded to my strength and them dry
JUNMYEON: …sounds like a pretty overdramatic morning, if you ask me
MINSEOK, HOLDING UP TWO PICTURES: One is your room. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?
JUNMYEON: That one's the dump.
MINSEOK: They're both your room!