mark tuan1:58:22 AMReply
@kim chungha https://i.imgur.com/5CXrFBz.jpg
hey~ um annyeonghaseyo i just debuted and my name is mark
tuan /bows omg lol. and i was just hoping you could maybe :p show
me around since im new? /smiles at you XD. but i couldnt help but
notice how super yeppeo you looked /slappedlol. um how about
we go on a date? /nervously bites lip. oh im from got7 by the way
ahhhhh check out our song XD girls girls girls~ ahhh they love me~
https://i.imgur.com/k18XO9y.png
i wanted to find a pic of jack saying rose during the actual titanic movie, but i couldn't so this will do
this work was inspired by
"no one:
not a single soul:
jb: ROSE?"
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oh sehun11:37:13 PMReply
i just want to say that i love you guys very much
jeon heejin 3 minutes ago Reply
chapter one ~
“shrek oppa, i love you so much…” chungha breathed as she ate shrek’s lips. she gingerly caressed shrek’s hairy chest. they floated together in the mud bath!!! omo!!! ><
“i love you too honey, you can always stay in my swamp.” shrek giggles, farting. the fart bubbles floated up to the surface in the mud. chungha stared at them and bit her lip as she found them to be so hot.
chapter two ~~~~~~
“eunwoo oppa, i love you so much…” chungha breathed as she ate eunwoo’s teeth. she gingerly caressed eunwoo’s baby smooth chest. they floated together in the pool!!! omo!!! ><
“i love you too honey, i can’t believe it’s our 5th year anniversary.” eunwoo giggles, farting. the fart bubbles floated up to the surface in the chlorinated water. chungha stared at them and bit her lip as she found them to be so hot also.
chapter three ~~~
“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CHEATED ME WITH THAT GREEN DIRTY MAN!” eunwoo screamed at the girl. chungha trembeleeleleled. “i-i didn’t mean to.. it’s just—“
“just what?” eunwoo growled and barked.
“his breath tastes better.” chungha spluttered.
eunwoo wiped the saliva off of his face. “don’t talk to me ever again. i will never fart for you ever eVER EVER!!!” he hollered, his voice cracking in the middle. he elephant stomped out of their 10 story apartment.
chungha collapsed on the floor, crying.
chapter four ~~~
“omg baby, i’m pregnant!” shrek cheered as he hugged jennie tight. “i think it’s a wolf!” he grinned, rubbing his big, pregnant belly. jennie ate his tongue.
“that’s so great honey bunches of oats!” jennie sighed happily and smacked the baby bump.
“oooo, don’t do that.” shrek blushed
all of a sudden, chungha swings the door open. “YOU’RE PREGNANT WITH THAT WOMAN’s CHILD???” she shrieked (shrieked.)
“i—“ shrek tried to explain.
“it’s too late now.” chungha sighed as she ped her pants.
changsha peed all over jennie and shrek, her acid pee killing the both of them
jeon heejin 55 seconds ago Reply
heejin's eyes teared up for the second time in the game. letting out a quiet scream, she pinched the worm gingerly between her teeth, making sure not to squish it. she slowly walks over to mark, ready to transfer it to him, only for the worm to wriggle vigorously out of her teeth and down . to her horror, heejin begins to violently choke on the live earthroom. she hacks and coughs, struggling to breathe as the worm, lodged in , continues to disgustingly wriggle around. her lips start to turn blue as she is no longer able to take in oxygen. miraculously, heejin coughs up the live worm and spits it on the ground. sighing, heejin grabs the worm and wipes it off on lucas's shirt before handing it to mark. "i'm never doing that again." she breathes, holding in the urge to vomit.
cha taeyong12:55:37 AMReply
peppa's mom...you're the only thing i can think about. you occupy my thoughts at all times. the way your perfect, circular, pink face looks in the sunlight, i can't help but be . the way you laugh and throw yourself on the ground, ugh, sometimes i can see those incredible abs you got hiding under your weird dress shirt thing. i feel so sad being with eunwoo, because i know, he'll never be able to please me or make me feel, the way you could. you're so perfect, so perfectly sculpted and beautiful. why do we both have to be bound by these stupid wedding rings? me and you could run away together, and finally, be together, make passionate love together and not worry about nct or your family ever again. just writing this turns me on, got me thinking about those thick pig cheeks, and the way your piggy tiddies jiggle when you laugh. do you remember, when our eyes met at peppa's playgroup, even though i don't know why i was even there. i could feel the chemistry. lame papa pig can't make you feel that way can he? he ain't got no fire, he aint' got no passion. i'm a dancer, if you know what i mean. ;) leave the zero and get with the hero peppa's mom, and me and you could make each other really happy. hit me up baby girl, forget the kids, and forget lame papa pig. love you xoxo
choi arin 1 minute ago Reply
to my dear billy ray cyrus:
the first time i laid eyes on you was when i was five years old and hannah montana came on the television in my southern suburban korean home. i just knew i wasn't like every other little girl because while every daughter was fawning of jackson, oliver, even rico -- i was irrevocably in love with you. just as hannah montana sang to jessie, my first thought when i saw you was, "he could be the one." i began to learn more about you - your birthday is august 25th ( comin' up, teehee ), how your parents sadly, depressingly, brutally divorced in 1966 when you were only five years old, and how you only like your eggs fertilized. my confession is that i want to be the only one there for you from now on. i want to be the one to wipe your snot while it soaks in your mustache, i want to brush your beard with my teeth, i want you to ride your horse to the old town road while you sing to me, and ride until i can't no mo. please accept my confession with an open heart, mister billy ray cyrus! if you do, this is my address.
sm building, exo dorm, seoul, south korea. name: oh sehun.
mark tuan12:51:47 AMReply
@kim chungha SUB JIYONG speaks.
O, speak again, bright angel! For thou art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head,
As is a wingèd messenger of heaven
Unto the white, upturnèd, wondering eyes
Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
When he bestrides the lazy-puffing clouds
And sails upon the bosom of the air.
jennie kim 1 minute ago Reply
dear my lovely shindong,
I could honestly say with all my heart, dating that uber driver from exo was the best thing that ever happened to me. Do you want to know why? because I had the chance to meet you. Yes, you were creeping by the parking lot whenever we went on dates, but that showed that you cared for me. You cared for my safety and who wouldn't want that in a man? I dream about your rolls of chins each time I close my eyes to lay to rest. Your wonky ghost makeup you put on every time you decide to step on a variety show screams danger. But we all have flaws and you've learned to accept mine so I will accept yours too. You've sparked hope into me. Maybe once I get out of that drug invested hell hole, we could come out to the public together. Just the thought of it makes my heart race erratically. Doki doki. dugeun dugeun. Maybe I shouldn’t be telling you this, maybe this is the worst idea I have ever had, but I cannot get you off of my mind. My friends keep pushing me to get over you, but the thing is that I don’t want to get over you. I don’t want to erase your texts from my phone or your pictures from my camera roll. (No, I still haven’t done those things. Have you?) I know we had our problems, but I believe we can work through them if we both put in the effort. I am willing to do that. I am willing to fight for you. I hope you are willing to do the same. You could be the shrek to my fiona. Save me from the tall tower which is YG's basement. I could honestly say that I feel more safe with you than I do with Seungri or my used to be boss with the tight cap connected to his skull.