Non-Sentient Entities
NL-201-06 - An editting software that creates anti-memetic media.
NL-312-43 - A toaster that will always have freshly toasted toast available. Any man that eats said toast will experience Erectile Dysfunction for 36 hours.
NM-912-78 - The high risk cells. This entity is designed to analyse its inhabitants and keep it contained, unless directed otherwise by someone with the right clearance on the security team.