➳ texting

@lee taeyong. [ from: different number *67 ]

leans in closer to the camera when you suddenly stop, but because of my positioning, only my lips show, the smirk clearly visible. pulls back and tilts my head wondering what’s taking you so long to answer until I see your flushed ears and the dumbstruck look in your eyes. bites down onto my bottom lip to contain a laugh at your spew of questions, finding you too entertaining to let this conversation drop.
and what if I am? I’m cute, you should just do whatever I say. the only thing I’m kidnapping if your heart, bet. but I’ll do it when you least expect it. you can rest easy for now~

@park wonbin. ( LMAOO bet )

@park wonbin. ( to: different number *67 )

prank call virg-
*stops in the middle of repeating you to fake cough a few times, the back of my hand pressing against my lips to hide half of my face, carefully eyeing you while you're talking. but the more you continue, the less i feel like i can get my words out. your boldness brings the slightest flush to my ears, and my innocence isn't helping in knowing whether you're serious or not. i stare a few seconds longer into your smiling eyes, the fact that you're a handsome male quite evident even in the dim light, and it's not helping me one bit.*
you're just scamming me again, aren't you? didn't you just admit to being a stalker? what will you do if i accept? kidnap me?

@lee taeyong. [] send pics of your cat :threat:

@park wonbin. ( not my cat sending that early ._. )

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@lee taeyong. [ from: different number *67 ]

You’re the first funny response. No one else picked up ~ look at you taking my prank call ity.
*my face is now visible after teasing you a bit, my eyes brightening and my smiles cheeky at your response. I purse my lips *
Come over here and shut me up. You do have a nice face… but I can’t tell for sure until I see you in person. Come over.
*my eyes immediately crinkle into crescent moons when our eyes meet through the screen, the hum of my grin audible*
Ionno. I’m too lazy to check. But I’m bored, you know? And hungry… have dinner with me.

@park wonbin. ( to: different number *67 )

i- you really like bothering random people huh? why even? do you get funny responses?
*scoffs lightly at the cyber security training, head turning to the side as i take a second to actually think about it. but more than that, it was my naive nature that probably didn't do well in these types of situations.*
shut up- what's the worst that could happen anyway? I've got a nice face, you can put it anywhere and stare at it all you want, i don't care-
*my eyes turn back to meet yours through the screen, disbelief evident in my large orbs.*
you can actually find that stuff in there??

@lee taeyong. [ from: different number *67 ]

*moves so that I’m laying on my tummy instead, kicking my feet back and forth idly as I study your features to remember if I’ve run into you or not*
as long as I’m special, I don’t care in what way it is. mhmmmmm. random number in the directory. I’ve tried this prank on 5 other people already, you were just dumb enough to answer. have you ever had ANY cyber security training?
nope~! I’m plastering your face on the manor walls and titling it “dummy”
*bites down on my bottom lip because I can see your whole thought process through your eyes*
I meannnnn I could just go into the directory again, but I thought I’d be a gentleman this time and ask you.

@park wonbin. ( to: different number *67 )

*when i finally see a bit of your face, i relax my neck again, the back of my head thumping softly against the wooden headboard.*
special, maybe. but not in a good way. didn't you just call a random number though? or did you just say that to not sound super creepy?
i- whAT? delete it!
*reacts before thinking, the thoughts suddenly dawning on me that there is no way i would be able to check if you're honest or not, and if you are, if you'd listen or not.*
if you're my personal stalker for real, wouldn't you already have my address?

@lee taeyong. [ from: different number *67 ]

*I have to stop myself from snorting because you look like a grandpa trying to use technology for the first time. to help you out, I turn up my night lamp just enough for you to make out some of my features without straining your eyesight, a playful smirk resting on my pillowy lips.*
your personal hacker. don’t you feel special?
*when you pull back, I do the same, bringing my fingers into view to virtually pat your black hair* good boy you’re learning so fast, though I already took a screenshot of your face *laughs* that would require you sending me your address. are you going to send me that, too? I love laundry and mowing into people. I have an , yes ><

@park wonbin. ( to: different number *67 )

*unbothered by how i take on camera, i pull my phone closer to stare at the dark screen, trying to make out any of your features. i'm not good at hiding my intentions; eyes squinting and eyebrows pulling together before i attempt to increase the brightness of my screen.*
hacker?
*repeats after you before i abruptly tilt my phone upwards as well, the lens only catching a puff of black hair now, even though it was futile as you had already seen my face.*
a what? what is that? and what- why?? you could, like, fold my laundry or mow my lawn if you're bored. what are you doing scamming random people, ?

@lee taeyong. [ from: different number *67 ]

*the eye that’s in view crinkles at the corner at the frustrated look you wore, a small, airy laugh beating against the mic of my phone. lifts my phone up towards the ceiling, though the dark room doesn't make seeing my face any easier.*
I’m your hacker silly. do you often pick up strange calls? I found your number in the manor directory and was bored.

@park wonbin. ( to: different number *67 )

*in contrast to you, my whole face is in the view, the angle quite low as i'm slouched down on my bed. my expression is a combination of different things: confusion, shock, frustration, and obviously at a loss of words by the way my mouth opens but no words come out until a few seconds later.*
wha- huh?? i- who is this??

@lee taeyong. [ from: different number *67 ]

*peeks into view, only my eyes showing*
you know you shouldn’t answer text that clearly seem like a scam?

@park wonbin. ( to: different number *67 )

*accepted*
-uck, hello??

@lee taeyong. [ from: different number *67 ]

*video call incoming*

@park wonbin. [ to: random number ]

*declined*

@lee taeyong. [ to: random number ]

*video call incoming*

@park wonbin. ( to: random number )

1!!!!!!!!!!!!

@lee taeyong. [ to: random number ]

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@park wonbin. ( to: random number )

unsubscribe!!

@lee taeyong. [ to: random number ]

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@park wonbin. ( to: random number )

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@lee taeyong. [ to: random number ]

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@xiao dejun. [ to: gorgeous ballet dancer ]
- ( ❤️ "you did well kitten... good girl" )

@yoo jimin. [ to: pretty kitten ]
- my blessings and prayers for what good it accomplishes
- only two? oh dear i suppose i'll settle with that for now
- oh you listened. i hope you eat well
- you did well kitten... good girl

@xiao dejun. [ to: gorgeous ballet dancer ]
- please send them your blessings, they'll surely need it.
- hmmmmm I can make it two threads :)
- are you hinting at something, dearest?
- but also, I deserve a 'good girl' for listening
- ( image attached: https://64.media.tumblr.com/af1c7896e40ec6195c99f59458b8180a/f36e35cad4bf9fb5-04/s1280x1920/229097e1d6d3e7781368b9559a08cbc02c7ecdd5.jpg )

@yoo jimin. [ to: pretty kitten ]
- i might fear for your future pet and their belongings in that case
- perhaps but surely there's more than a single thread in that
- it does seem there are at least a few instances where our perspective aligns
- that's something of a necessity in the rarest of companions

@xiao dejun. [ to: gorgeous ballet dancer ]
- that, is also correct. maybe I'll vandalize my pet's car? jk
- you'd call me a good girl after that? I might catch a single thread of interest
- that's true, I also fancy my solitary confinement. social events can be draining and like you said
- quality company is rare.