Pick-Up Lines to -Block Yourself (andlandyouinjail) in 3 Seconds Flat ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_

*bad Spanish impression* "I put the STD in 'stud', all I need is 'u'."


*handsome Squidward face* "Baby, your eyes glisten like nose hair after a sneeze."


*voice droppin like balls* "Hey, baby. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I can't go by myself."


*giggle/snort/chuckle* "You look even prettier when you're awake..."


* eyebrow wiggle Nooshie-style* "Shall I wait for you in my car or would your closet suffice?"


*casually holds your hand without asking* "I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way."

OOOOH SILKY SILKY N OW 

do you haz the yet? e u e  okno

wikihow to get in le pants

take after mum, guys. works every time.

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Its-Bibi- 7 years ago
Are you from Tennessee







Cause your the only Ten I see
henggarae 7 years ago
I’m swooning for you boo
8669767b673ea0caedab 7 years ago
I'M JUST..... WHEN I'M THAT TY PICKUP LINE ---

YO NICE SKIRT ---
ashflower 7 years ago
Can we go to the museum? Oh wait- I don't need to, a masterpiece is already besides me.
JCH21753 7 years ago
I saw Loki.
lucky4432 7 years ago
i'ma use these
pull another mans
flowergirl 7 years ago
y u do dis?
Everme29 7 years ago
These just made my day
oracle 7 years ago
i cant believe
starlost 7 years ago
i’m more intrigued by the gif choices than the (horrible) pick up lines
levanter 7 years ago
oh im wet e u e
-dreamingofyou- 7 years ago
OMG dead- my heart
BlackRabbit [A] 7 years ago
you just didn't know it... e u e
BlackRabbit [A] 7 years ago
YOU LOVE ME. WE'VE GONE ON LIKE 12 DATES ALREADY
BlackRabbit [A] 7 years ago
y'ALL ST OP ACTING BRAND NEW
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