I'm in love.
With the Domino's pizza guy.
Because I went to pick up my order, and as I was signing my receipt with one hand, I reached out to grab the box with the other
AND. I. KID. YOU. NOT.
He just clenched the box even tighter and shot me this look like:
"You Sally's Beauty salon motherer istg you ain't about to take this pizza from me wITH ONE HAND like I didn't just spend 16 minutes and 35 seconds slaving over this thing. Holidays are coming and I got a Playstation to buy and I ain't got time to be handing out no free pizzas just cuz sOME HOE wouldn't hold it with two hands. No, bye. Think again, Sharpay."
I swear that's word-for-word what his eyes were saying.
I know, because we had a staring match for about 4 minutes before I finally set down the damn pen and took the pizza from him.
I've never been manhandled with someone's eyes before.
Your girl got put in her place so fast, I'm still ing shook.
---- P.S.
This pizza's as hot as the eyes behind those wire-rimmed glasses. :"""")
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