This is Mucho Random and HELLA Irrelevant but I Y'all Gotta Know---

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AuthorBlackRabbit
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I'm in love.

 

With the Domino's pizza guy.

 

Because I went to pick up my order, and as I was signing my receipt with one hand, I reached out to grab the box with the other

 

AND. I. KID. YOU. NOT.

He just clenched the box even tighter and shot me this look like:

"You Sally's Beauty salon motherer istg you ain't about to take this pizza from me wITH ONE HAND like I didn't just spend 16 minutes and 35 seconds slaving over this thing. Holidays are coming and I got a Playstation to buy and I ain't got time to be handing out no free pizzas just cuz sOME HOE wouldn't hold it with two hands. No, bye. Think again, Sharpay." 

I swear that's word-for-word what his eyes were saying.

I know, because we had a staring match for about 4 minutes before I finally set down the damn pen and took the pizza from him.

 

I've never been manhandled with someone's eyes before.

Your girl got put in her place so fast, I'm still ing shook.

 

 

---- P.S.
This pizza's as hot as the eyes behind those wire-rimmed glasses. :"""")

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JinJina 6 years ago
I'm late because I was gone this weekend but ohmygod
8669767b673ea0caedab 6 years ago
ORDER'S DOMINO'S PIZZA FORMYSELF
kagaki 6 years ago
I wanna experience such excitement lol

It sounded like it was intense hehe
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lalalalala1 6 years ago
I AM SCREAMING FROM MY ROCK
CRYING
LITERAL
TEARS
xicewolf 6 years ago
LMFAO THAT'S ADORKABLE
lalalalala1 6 years ago
This pizza's as hot as the eyes behind those wire-rimmed glasses. :"""")
lalalalala1 6 years ago
I've never been manhandled with someone's eyes before.
lalalalala1 6 years ago
"You Sally's Beauty salon motherer istg you ain't about to take this pizza from me wITH ONE HAND like I didn't just spend 16 minutes and 35 seconds slaving over this thing. Holidays are coming and I got a Playstation to buy and I ain't got time to be handing out no free pizzas just cuz sOME HOE wouldn't hold it with two hands. No, bye. Think again, Sharpay."
Bao-Bei 6 years ago
IM CRYING. I LOVE SEEING THIS IM GONE
nekojita 6 years ago
i M C RYING
HE A DA M N CATCH
AcePanda 6 years ago
I’m to cute for this
Bbbuings away
peachtarte 6 years ago
IM SUTTING HERE LAUGHING MY GIDDAMB OFF
honestly i would’ve choked
SeHYUNG 6 years ago
did you swivel on his diq afterwards
-dreamingofyou- 6 years ago
I'm deaddd XD
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