ayo wassup: a quest for a rp partner

"ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅ ｔｏ ｐａｒａｄｉｓｅ"

hey there! it's me, ur boi, bangbiggs and i'm looking for the perfect hoe-i mean, roleplay partner. coughs

i typically make ads for roleplays but now, i am looking for just a roleplay partner. my muse is a little weak right now so i'm looking for something kinda different. i'm currently looking for someone who roleplays as a boy because i'm a lover, and someone who is willing to put up with my lame plots

said plots are pasted down below along with some random starters. hopefully someone is interested, yo-

• -In an alternate universe, the more evil one commits, the more beautiful their appearance becomes.

Character A, who lost their family in a vampire massacre, vows to take down the vampire responsible, Character B. Character B is absolutely gorgeous.

By the time Character A infiltrates Character B’s circle, the only thing Character B can mutter to Character A is “You’re simply breathtaking.”

• In werewolf society packs dominate the land from right beneath the noses of humans, fighting over and guarding territorial lines. Character A and Character B are wolves from enemy packs and are told they need to become mates in order to settle a dispute.

Despite how their families are appeased by this arrangement, Character A and Character Bcontinue their rivalry, treating each other as enemies all the way to the bedroom.

• An anonymous arms dealer who only communicates through instant messaging, and has an unusual fondness for Japanese emoticons.

• A twisted love story in which Character A is an emotionally stunted bad boy with great hair and able lips and Character B is a pretty face who hates the world and writes angsty poetry worthy of the god. They have ty lives and ty personalities but they love each and that’s all that matters.

• An au set in the far away future where the world has descended into a godless state and the world is filled with strife and chaos, gangs have risen from the ruins of this world and they along with the twisted rulers of this new world. Character A is an exotic beauty unlike the rest, with his twisted mind and savage cruelty, who sits on the throne of a new, powerful group, that strives to bring a new world into existence. His plans take the turn for the better when he encounters Character B which is a beautiful automated biological weapon in human form who remembers nothing from his past or his purpose. They share nothing but as time crawls forward, they fall in love in the brightest , most savage way possible.

𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 :

• “Don’t ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.”
• “The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.”
• “Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.”
• “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”
• “Freedom lies in being bold.”
• “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
• “Forgive me my nonsense., as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.”
• “The best way out is always through.”
• “I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed.”
• “Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.”
• “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
• “It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.”
• “The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that’s the worst place to drive.”
• “You can’t get too much winter in the winter.”
• “I’d just as soon play tennis with the net down.”
• “What we live by, we die by.”
• “Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice.”
• “Education doesn’t change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard.”
• “The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.”
• “You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father

okai so i have more plots than that but i don't want to scare ppl off with a long blog post + i'm always willing to plot with ppl ^