pm roleplay and prompts

if anyone wants to pm roleplay, hit me up!
third pov and straight please: i can be the female or the male.

tons of au prompts:

• "we're the only people in detention."
• "i fell asleep on your couch after a party and you made breakfast for the two of us."
• "i'm bad at math, i need a tutor and you are intimidating."
• "i'm a straight a student, the typical good ol' kid and you are...the complete opposite."
• "we've been friends since childhood, we should take things to the next level."
• "i need a new place to live in, i'll crash yours for now."
• "you found me crying in the toilet."
• "we're the only ones left in school to finish the project."
• "i forgot my gym shirt, can i borrow yours even if it's a lot bigger."
• "the new teacher is hot, and he/she thinks the same about you."
• "hey, you are very flirty and i am the equivalent of a conservative nun."
• "my shower isn't working, can i use yours."
• "i was imitating a fight scene in a movie and i accidentally punch you."
• "you caught me reading and you're wondering how i can read it with a blank face."
• "i am royal, you are a servant but we have a secret affair anyway."
• "room mate has a nightmare and couldn't sleep alone."
• "you are a player and i'm the innocent girl you'll fall in love to."
• "uh oh i'm dating the professor."
• "we clearly hate each other for our whole life but how did this escalated with you banging me against the wall."
• "you are my protective boyfriend, i don't like fighting with you so i just kissed you to shut you up."
• "wow i found a mansion so i stayed there, and you found me sleeping in your room after going home from a trip."
• "when were you going to tell me your pregnant."
• "we should have angry after this. really."
• "can we just stop running away from the obvious."
• "all nighter, you and me."
• "i'm going to take care of you from now on, okay?"
• "you're jealous, aren't you? and you still keep on denying it."
• "stay for the night please."
• "just pretend to be my date."
• "we're completely stuck in a marriage our parents arranged."
• "you look very uncomfortable with that man hitting on you so i pretended to be your boyfriend."
• "i reached the age where i could be a master's little girl and you are obviously into me."
• "let's be rebellious, we only live once."
• "hey you thought i'm just a regular professor but i'm really into young girls so you're my next victim,"
• "you changed my life"
• "i'm a psychiatrist and you are my patient."
• "you took advantage of me when i was feeling vulnerable."
• "you are my step dad / step brother and i think i love you."

i'm also fine if you want to brainstorm a plot together.