How to date your guardian angel
- Find out if you have a guardian angel.
- Look for signs. White feathers, flashes of light, or symbols in the clouds.
- If you find a white feather, do not keep it or you will scare them.
- Do not play hard to get. Play easy to catch. Jump off a building
- Your guardian angel usually disappears immediately after saving you.
- Never wear perfume.
- Gradually make your activities more dangerous. They love danger. Start off slow. Keep them coming back for more.
- After a few times, they will linger around a little longer to rebuke you. Catch them off-guard. Ask them out.
- There is also a possibility they are very annoyed and filed the necessary paperwork to be assigned to someone else. Carefully assess if you still have a guardian angel before doing anything dangerous.
- If they want to go on a date with you, go do something dangerous. They will most likely tell you they will not be protecting you to test your courage. Do not worry. They will always protect you. I suggest you go cloud jumping.
- Ask them out on a second date.
- Avoid danger for some time. Let them wonder.
- Smell your pillow. If it smells heavenly, they were definitely there last night.
- As time goes by, and you have avoided danger for long enough, they will start appearing for things that are not dangerous at all. ‘Food poisoning’ or 'the road is slippery’ are often used excuses. In such cases, ask them out for dinner, or let them ride shotgun.
- Ask if you may hold their hand. Feel how your heart grows warmer almost instantly.
- Tell them about yourself. Ask them questions. Have fun.
- Lean in for a kiss. When you close your eyes and touch their lips, a million stars will fall inside your head. You can now make a wish. They know this. Wish to see them again. They will smile and give you another kiss.
Note: this guide applies to all guardian angels - Bob
credit to smeraldo for introducing me to "making your ordinary life a little bit more extraordinary"
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