it's a joke, but-

i was three years old at the time
saturday night live was too risque for me then
and stuart smalley was a joke-
a criticism of self-help by former senator al franken
but you know what?
i remember his catchphrases
and for all the "psychobabble" bull
i still need these even at my age
and maybe you need them too, today

   
"and doggone it, people like me."