＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ ᵗᵒᵖ ᵗᵉⁿ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ⁱ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗⁱᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᵈⁱᶜᵏ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

IT STARTED SOUNDING LIKE AN ARTICLE AFTER A WHILE SO I THOUGHT WHY NOT MAKE A BLOG OUT OF IT : D JOIN NICHE 

1: THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. MY IS NEVER GOING NEAR THAT EVER. NO THANK YOU SIR. KEEP MY AWAY FROM THAT PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

2: CEILING FAN. NOPE. NO THANK YOU. I AM NOT GETTING MY CUT OFF TODAY NO SIR.

3: VACUUM CLEANER. I WAS CURIOUS ABOUT IT ONCE BUT THEN I HEARD A STORY ABOUT HOW SOMEBODY WENT TO THE ER FOR ING A VACUUM CLEANER AND I DO NOT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO ME. NO SIR.

4: TREADMILL. I DO NOT WANT MY FLATTENED NO THANK YOU

5: FIRE. I AM NOT SETTING MY ON FIRE.

6: CHINESE FINGER TRAP. I KNOW HOW THEY WORK BUT I'M NOT ING AROUND AND GETTING MY STUCK IN ONE OF THOSE AHDKFJGH

7: GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL. EVEN IF IT'S UNPLUGGED I DON'T WANNA PUT MY IN THERE ADFKJGH I FEEL LIKE IT'LL JUST CLAMP ON MY AND THOSE RIDGES WILL H U R T

8: THE SINK DRAIN IN GENERAL ADHKFJGH I'M DEATHLY SCARED OF THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL BUT W H E E Z E S I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL FEAR OF MY JUST WASHING DOWN THE DRAIN OKAY ADFKGJH

9: THOSE HAIR CURLERS THAT TWIST YOUR HAIR - MY SISTER HAS ONE OF THOSE HAIR CURLERS THAT'LL CURL YOUR HAIR IF YOU PUT IT IN A HOLE AND IT JUST — Z O O P — WRAPS YOUR HAIR AROUND A BAR AND HEATS IT UP AND NO THANK YOU 

10: BLENDER. THE ALL-TIME NO OF STICKING MY IN. I NEVER WANT A BLENDER N E A R MY . I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BLENDING THINGS . I ALWAYS PUT AT L E A S T BOXERS ON WHEN I'M COOKING JUST BECAUSE I'M THAT AFRAID OF MY ACCIDENTALLY COMING IN CONTACT WITH A BLENDER