Today's Criminal Justice Essay:

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AuthorAm-Potat
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Tags onlyinmylife 

... Has to do with missing children in National Parks. 
My theory? 

WENDIGOS. 

Yes, this is a theory on the number of disappearances, and yes, my teacher has enough of a sense of humor to allow me to get away with mentioning this as a credible theory. I've also illustrated the wild animals (bobcats, pumas, bears) that might capture and eat the missing kids, and the remote possibility of people living on national park lands illegally (they're federally owned, so living there is a big no-no) kidnapping them. But yeah. My closing argument is wendigos. 

Enjoy college, everyone. XD 

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persica 4 years ago
All teachers should be like yours.
hippie 4 years ago
oh no ;-;
I hate wendigos.
creamsoda 4 years ago
the only logical answer
it reminds me of the south park episode that kids there stealing other kid's teeth and the dentist/PD came up with a dranged evil chicken story xD
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