what my life looks like...

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Someone: do you know this person? *holds up a picture of me.*

Luke: No.

S1:are u sure?

Luke: yes!

Did she pay you to say that?

Yes.

How much?

Can't say.

Where did she go?

Can't say.

Ill pay you trice as much...for each!

She paidd me 1000 dollars.

So that's 6000 dollars?

Yep!

Fine....*gives luke 6000 dollars.*

She went to MARS.

Thanks! *poofs to mars.*

.*poofs to pluto.* Here Sarah. *hands her 7000 dollars.*

Me: thanks luke, you'd better disapear now...

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