psa: didn't think this needed to be said but apparently it needs to be addressed

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Authorlullaby
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it doesn't particularly matter to me what kind of drama you all have with each other but it's come to my attention that there's some type of curse going around where if you don't reblog this blog or join vintage in 7 days, you'll be cursed to never be able to eat pizza again!

don't trust me, trust our firsthand sources. one person saw this blog who didn't join vintage after 7 days threw up the next day just thinking about pizza and another went blind looking at a picture of pizza. so please, if you care about your wellbeing, join vintage today and complete a group to win a pizza party!

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crybebi 2 months ago
This is true. I’ve been having vivid nightmares for the past few days after ignoring vintage blog posts. After joining, the nightmares disappeared. Please take this seriously!!
preciosa 2 months ago
it's so unfortunate people aren't more aware of this TT____TT
a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who knows a guy, who knows THIS guy, who knows my cousin vinny- anyway, saw the blog, didn't reblog or join vintage and he was eggs-ecuted the next day, found over the wall, with cracked eggs on his head, all the king's horses, all the king's men, couldn't put him together again, they had to have a closed casket funeral cause it was so bad ;;

THIS IS SO REAL!! PLEASE REBLOG OR JOIN!!!
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