THIS IS FUNNY

[(EXO AS TEACHER)]

Lay : OKay class. Our lesson for today is about unicorns. Don't you know that--
Tao : Unicorns doesn't exist!
Lay : What the?
Tao : *ignores Lay and continue talking* Let's talk about panda's. Do you know that--
Chen : Panda's are extinct?
Tao : No they're not!
Chen : They are.
Tao : No!
Chen : They are. Accept it!
Tao : *cries*
Kai : *walks in* Just listen to me class. Ignore them. This is how to rip your shirt properly! *rips his shirt in y way* Got it?
D.o : *holds Kai ears* What are you doing?
Kai : Teaching them. I'm a teacher right?
Suddenly...
Chanyeol : Ayo Wassup! Let me see your derp faces class! *does the cutest derp you can imagine*
D.o : *holds Chanyeol ears* Both of you! On my office!
Kai & Chanyeol : T_T

SEhun : Clathth(class) repeat after me. 
Sehun : thing (sing)
Class : thing
Sehun : no thing (sing)
Class : thing
Sehun : Why are you not listening to me?! *walks out*

Luhan : Good morning class!
Students : Good morning Ma'am!
Luhan : No it's sir! I'm manly look! *shows his muscle*
Students : Wow! Nice muscle Ma'am!
Luhan : I said I'm not your Ma'am. 

(Xiumin and Suho walks in)
Student : Why did you bring your son here?
Xiumin : NO he's not my son. He is your new teacher.
Suho : Why? I'm that short?
Student : Opps! Sorry sir! 

Kris : Class open your books to page 6 and read it 'till page 36. We will be having a quiz about it later.
Students : But sir...
Kris : Okay. Make it until 40. Is there other complains?
Students: None sir. TT_TT

[FACT]

EXO-M ear piercings: 
Luhan:2 left/0 right 
Lay:1 left/0 right 
Kris:3 left/2 right C
Chen:1 left/0right 
Tao:6 left/2right 
Xiumin:1 left/1 right

Kris: She’s so beautiful.
Lay: Weh?
D.O: Who?
Chanyeol: Kyeopta!
Luhan: ME?
Sehun: No. Her.
Xiumin: Nae~ she’s pretty too.
Tao: Where?
Suho: So pretty girl.
Baekhyun: Charming.
Chen: Who? Where?
Kai: The girl who’s reading right now. *-*

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