"I'm 82% Asian" — I committed a crime by stealing.

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[ x ] Both of your parents are from Asia
[ x ] You were born in Asia
[    ] You use the term "Azn" ( Sorry, yeah, I have a strange habit of speaking grammatically accurate English. )
[ x ] You think DDR is cool ( Admittedly, it has its charm. )
[ x ] You've watched lots of anime ( I may or may not have wasted 3-4 years doing that very thing. )
[ x ] You like Korean drama ( Very much indeed. )
[    ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[ x ] Your parents want you to marry within your own race ( Not just my parents, but me as well. It's like I have an 'Asians Only' sign plastered on my forehead. /nods/ )
[ x ] You eat rice almost everyday ( /rages/ ALMOST/!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALMOST?! Every single day I am breathing my friend. Every, single, day. )
[ x ] You drink lemon tea
X's so far: 8

[ x ] You style your hair ( Sometimes. )
[ x ] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster ( I used to use Friendster and never got to delete the account because I forgot my password and email. So I guess I still have it. )
[ x ] You speak languages other than English
[ x ] Your parents are strict ( Well, they let me travel interstate as an unaccompanied minor but don't allow me to sleep over. /facepalms/ I'll go with absolutely insane and strict but not really because they're weird and cool like that. )
[ x ] Your parents have high expectations of you ( It's so high that no matter how hard I try, I always miss out. I never get it right. )
[ x ] You always get A's/B's on your report ( The harsh education regime in Hong Kong can take responsibility for that. It was torture. )
[    ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting ( Ew, can I puke, please? )
[ x ] You know your multiplication table ( I know it, but to be honest, I can range from 10 seconds to 3 minutes thinking of an answer. )
[ x ] You play badminton or table tennis ( Badminton, JJANG. /thumbs up/ )
[    ] You've seen the Asian version The Ring/The Grudge ( Haven't even seen the English version because I'm a coward like that. /smirks proudly despite the shameless reality/ )
X's so far: 8

[ x ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship ( I am fully, 100% determinted to get into a university. Besides, apprenticeship was never really an option for me in the first place. I will refuse to do that. REFUSE I TELL YOU. )
[ x ] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc) ( I don't really own it, my parents do, but since I'm the oldest sibling and I will probably inherit the Honda CRV when my parents disappear, I consider it as mine anyways. /sticks my tongue out at my brother/ That's right bro, the Asian car is mine. )
[ x ] You're not the only child ( As conveniently  mentioned above. )
[ x ] You've gotten little red envelopes around February ( Yeah, with like, $5 inside. Like, what is this? At least give me $100 or something. /sighs in frustration/ )
[ x ] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do ( Used to do Taekwondo. Shame, I only made it up to green belt before quitting. I wish I was a black belter. )
[ x ] (If you're a girl) You prefer Asian guys over white guys (If you're a guy) You prefer Asian girls ( 100%. Not only do I have a sign saying 'Asians Only', I have another sign saying 'White People Don't Even Bother Yourselves )
[ x ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted ( It's absolutely hilarious. This one time, my mum stormed out of the shop when the shopowner wouldn't lower the price. The shoplady ended up chasing our families yelling, "Come back, come back!" We sure ran the hell out of there. )
[ x ] You can do the rubric’s cube ( Lu Han... Teach me how. )
[ x ] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house ( It's one of my favourite foods, so my mum always buys it for me. )
[ x ] You play video games ( ABSOLUTE FANATIC. WHO PLAYS CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS 2 HERE? ANYBODY?! )
X's so far: 10

[ x ] Everytime you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home (Of course. )
[ x ] You have karaoke at home (Yeah, spent quite a fortune on it and nobody's even using it. )
[    ] You know BOA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt
[    ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times ( Do you mean, Local Area Network? As in the wireless thing where you can connect with nearby people thingy like Bluetooth thingy? /narrows eyes/ I don't even know what you're talking about. )
[    ] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house ( Used to have moth balls, kekeke. So Asian. )
[ x ] You own a gaming console ( Not a gaming console, but gaming consoles. )
[ x ] You play a musical instrument
[ x ] You don't wear shoes in your house ( My mother would bash me to death if I tried. )
[ x ] You can use chopsticks
[ x ] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't ( My life story right there everybody. )
X's so far: 7

[    ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[ x ] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod ( I have no English songs. I don't know any modern English songs but Katy Perry's 'Roar' and the sad thing is, the only part of that song that I know is: Ro-o-o-a-a-r...? I think that's how it goes? )
[    ] You don't like football
[ x ] You have a curfew ( Yes and I absolutely hate it. )
[ x ] You know what ulzzang/tb means ( I'm jelly of ulzzangs. Like Korea, that's enough perfection for one day. )
[    ] You know what purikura is
[ x ] You like bubble tea ( Taro milk tea with pearls to be exact. )
[ x ] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it until it fits ( Not just my shoes, but my clothes. My school jacket reaches down to my knees thanks to my dad. )
[    ] You've played final fantasy
[   ] You believe in fortune cookies ( I don't believe in fortune at all. )
X's so far: 5

[ x ] You know what pak choy is ( Also known as Bok Choy. )
[    ] You've heard the song "Got rice?" ( I feel like I'm missing out. )
[    ] You have a tutor
[ x ] You've had pockys/yan yan before ( Great, now I'm craving it, thanks. )
[ x ] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" ( This has got to be one of the top ten things that ruin my life. )
X's so far: 3

Times the number by 2
41 x 2 = 82%
Then repost with title "I'm __% Asian".
 
 

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ohtheIRONY 10 years ago
I feel like I'm missing out on something here. What the heck is a DDR?
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