How Stupid Am I (from whatsseob)

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself ｡

[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks ｡◕‿◕｡ 

So far: 2

 

[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

[ ] You have tried to your elbow. 

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.

[ ] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 2

 

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[X ] You have choked on your own spit.

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 4

 

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 

[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair.

So far: 5

 

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

So far: 7

 

[ ] You have eaten a bug.

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.

[ ] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

[ ] You have ran around in your house. 

So far: 7

 

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.

[X] You break a lot of things

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.

So far: 10

 

[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.

[X] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

So far: 11

 

TOTAL: 11/37