i'm pregnant....

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So I had a convo with my mother using LINE. She called.

 

Mom: So how are you doing? How's school?

Me: I'm fine, just stressed out, school's fine, good grades and everything, but it's just too stressful.

Mom: That's life, I know, all of us went through that. 

Me: Yes, I know mom, but, school tortures students, I haven't slept for three straight days, because of damn project.

Mom: I know baby, just be patient, and one day you'll just graduate, earn a degree and be a real dentist.

Me: Yes mom, I'm doing this for you all... but.. Mom...

Mom: What?

Me: /sighs/ I'm pregnant...

Mom: WHAT?!

Me: I'm pregnant...

Mom: .... /sighs/ Which K-Pop dude? Who's the father??

Me: ....... umm.. Eunhyuk this time..

Mom: Again??

Me; I LOVE HIM OKAY?! /sobs; looking at Eunhyuk's GIF

Mom: Let go, let him go. I want Suho better.

Me: ........ I can't even choose between 12 + 15 + 5 + 7 + 7 = 46 guys!!

Mom: ... Suho only. End of story, okay you go study now, I have to wash the dishes, your brother will have his exams tomorrow.

Me:.. okay mom, take care and tell him to study well, I miss you all, Love you.

Mom: I miss you, we miss you, love you baby, take care too. Bye..

/end of conversation/

 

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Cutie-pie 10 years ago
lol my mom likes kai.
967e24a69f2848b5fc26 10 years ago
she prefer suho more.





choose me instead
GIZIBAE 10 years ago
CONGRATS ON THE BABY /shot
621bc82b6c58cbea24eb 10 years ago
i came into this thinking it was a joke, but damn, that was hilarious XD my mom would be freaking out, not like "which kpop guy?" i would've gone a step further and said psy XD jus to piss her off
-crescendo 10 years ago
I swear my heart stopped for a second OTL
jaehyvnz 10 years ago
omG HOW COULD U- U SCARE MEH LMAO
EvaniaFay 10 years ago
HAHAHAHAHHHH OMG OMG WAT
Ur not pregnant are u o.O
dayniel 10 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
YOUR MUM IS AWESOME. END OF STORY.
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