So work update

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Authorsmdctr528
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Some of my co-workers are really pissing me off.

There's this one I had to work with today, he hadn't even been there for a half an hour when he heard me talking to someone.

More accurately, showing them how we do something cause this other person was new.

So then the not-new guy starts -talking me for absolutely no reason. I wasn't talking to me, it wasn't funny and wasn't necessary.

Sometimes he's funny but he was just grating my nerves.

So I was gonna ask my voice of reason but alas, they are busy.

Instead I will put it out there, why shouldn't I strangle him next time? (Do not say because I will go to jail, that is an obvious one and I will strangle you instead)

And if I should, how should I dispose of his body.

Thank you kindly.

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05eb34c50e33534ff795 10 years ago
Rope duct tape blind fold.
In the trunk od someone else's car and dump it in the lake or something.
8f9e9a3e85483b1cd076 10 years ago
Okay here's what you do......... get him alone and stab him with a good icicle. It'll melt and there will be no trace of dna[use gloves just in case. scientists these days like to solve now.] . If you get your stories straight to make sure no one thought it was you, then you'll be gucci. YOU'RE WELCOME. /shot/
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