How Stupid Am I Quiz {Stolen}

 

 

[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

 

[X ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

 

[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door

 

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

 

[X] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself ｡

 

[X] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks ｡◕‿◕｡ 

 

So far: 5

 

 

 

[X] You have run into a tree/bush.

 

[X] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

 

[X] You have tried to your elbow. 

 

[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.

 

[X] You just tried to sing them.

 

So far: 10

 

 

 

[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

 

[X] You have choked on your own spit.

 

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

 

[] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

 

[] You type only with two fingers.

 

So far: 13

 

 

 

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. 

 

[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

 

[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

 

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair.

 

So far: 16

 

 

 

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

 

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

 

[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

 

[X] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 

 

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

 

So far: 21

 

 

 

[ ] You have eaten a bug.

 

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

 

[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.

 

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

 

[X] You have ran around in your house. (WHEN I WAS A BABY, YES)

 

So far: 25

 

 

 

[X] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.

 

[X] You break a lot of things

 

[X]Your friends know not to use big words around you.

 

[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused

 

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.

 

So far: 30

 

 

 

[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.

 

[X] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

 

So far: 31

 

 

 

TOTAL: 31/37 -.- ._. .~.  :) Im a retard and proud! Are you as dumb as me, I'm am Queen of the Retards. Dare challenge me, take the quiz and see if you can beat me~