Hello Earthlings
Log 537: Commence world domination plan number 43
Status: lemon
Expected date of completion: December 3030 (Earth time)
Notes: See blog for additional details on planet domination.
Good evening, captain.
I have completed your latest’s mission and I hope it is to your satisfaction. I will include the video with this package. I feel I have successfully integrated with the earthlings. I have a firm grasp on the language and I am making progress in the social conventions. However, I must warn you the creatures here are not like the beings on our planet. They treat others a great deal differently than we do. There is much less understanding and accepting of differences here. You may think I am spinning tales with this but I wish I was able to speak differently and in a more positive light about these people. In the coming weeks I will speak more of this but for now I will say the way they create offspring is very different from us.
Since the last time I wrote, I have managed to find shelter that is more adequate and better living arrangements. I have a 2 sleep chamber domicile in a small close to a minor transportation hub. The gls show a view of a river and a small green common. The money I have been removing from the word leaders personal reserves is more than enough to acquire this domicile unaided but I took some initiative and acquired what the earthlings call a roommate. I hope to extract more information from her as she is an earthling.
My eye fuel cells have signaled it is time to recharge so I shall terminate this report and send it when the sun has reached 30o.
First Lieutenant Rebecca Ericson
Payton
I miss you terribly. My processers are still firing a maximum capacity when my optical lenses have closed because I am unable to shed this hold you have on me. I am finding it difficult to concentrate on my missions because of my longing for your gentle caresses. My days are consumed by thoughts of you.
I wish I was back on 873 with you and the children. But alas that is not possible as this work is too important to pass up. The air here is quite clean. The earthlings are able to walk around with out filters on their back they can just consume the natural air. I think you would learn to enjoy it here the current average air temperature is similar to the hot season back home. I was talking to my roommate and she responded that this is the cold part of the year. I hope for the mission to be successful that colonization is an option The Lord will consider. Of if not possible then integration would also be grand.
One of the main differences that the food they consume here is not a thick paste like what we eat but they have solid and liquids. My roommate offered me a earth dish called “Pizza.” I was unsure at first whether or not I should but after much persuasion I relented and agreed to devour a single slice. It was an explosion of flavour in my entry. It was like nothing I have ever had before. I can’t wait to let you try some. I know you will enjoy it immensely. Apparently, the earthlings love it and will use any excuse to have it and they use it as a treat as well.
That was my latest adventure. Now it’s back to work. I love you please give the children lots of love from me. I know we will be together soon.
Your loving wife Becca
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