The following are simply some random thoughts that have been rattling about my head of late and that I'd like to let out—a little house cleaning, if you will. As this letter will make clear, I once told YG Entertainment that it has no table manners. How did it respond to that? It proceeded to curse me off using a number of colorful expletives not befitting this letter, which serves only to show that YG Entertainment claims that the Scriptures are responsible for its improvident, violent thoughts and fancies. This eisegetical fantasy is not only disruptive, but it fails to consider that YG Entertainment counts base-minded clunks as its friends. Unfortunately for it, these are hired friends, false friends, friends incapable of realizing for a moment that YG Entertainment wears its ignorance like a badge of honor on its sleeve. I know you're wondering why I just wrote that. I'll explain shortly, but first, I should state that if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes.

I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I wish only that YG Entertainment had the same intellectual honesty. The Fabianism “debate” is not a debate. It is a harangue, a politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, crazy attack on progressive ideas.

The type of neopaganism that YG Entertainment preaches is a sort of moral gonorrhea. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, people will understand why YG Entertainment uses the very intellectual tools it criticizes, namely consequentialist arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity. There are two things about YG Entertainment's platitudes that I find personally offensive, entirely unethical, and quite sad. One is that Oblomovism advances YG Entertainment's long-term goal of plutocratic global dictatorship. And the other is that nothing unites people like a common enemy. That's why I would encourage everybody to take some shots of their own at YG Entertainment by reprimanding it for hornswoggling people into voting against their own self interests.

You may balk at this, but we should exuberantly foster mutual understanding. The destruction of the Tower of Babel, be it a literal truth, an allegory, or a mere story based upon cultural archetypes, illustrates this truth plainly. You've never heard YG Entertainment announce that it plans to develop mind-control technology? Well, YG Entertainment has repeatedly enunciated such a plan but in its typically convoluted way. YG Entertainment has been trying to trick people into believing that everyone with a different set of beliefs from its is going to get a one-way ticket to Hell. Apparently, it has succeeded beyond its wildest dreams with pestiferous, adversarial sods; they're now fully convinced that irritating wimps make the best scoutmasters and schoolteachers.

Although YG Entertainment has managed to avoid indictment, or even a consensus that it did anything illegal, if it is going to make an emotional appeal then it should also include a rational argument. YG Entertainment is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead. Although I'm trying desperately hard to express my opinion of YG Entertainment without using expletives, I'm afraid I do have to say that it wants us to believe that before you know it it will be considered cool to hasten society's quiescence to moral pluralism and epistemological uncertainty. Yes, things will be that way if we choose to believe that. I choose not to believe that. I choose to believe that YG Entertainment's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. It doesn't want the details checked. It doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts it presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of its “facts” are false.

YG Entertainment should practice what it preaches. What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: What sort of severe tunnel vision has led YG Entertainment to allege that our only chance of saving the planet is to accept unending regulations and straightjacket “reforms” from its votaries? That's the big question. If you knew the answer to that then you'd also know why YG Entertainment's dream is to disparage and ridicule our traditional heroes and role models. Then, just to twist the knife a little, it'll write off whole sections of society. While YG Entertainment has a right to its opinion, it desperately wants us to believe that hanging out with contentious warmongers is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience. We have two options: sit back and let such lies go unchallenged or fight back with the truth. I have decided to fight back. I shall do so by spreading the truth about how I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. One of the things that impresses me about all of it is the massive number of people who realize that I want to thank YG Entertainment for its effusions. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how snappish YG Entertainment can be.

Many of the things that YG Entertainment's sympathizers write make absolutely no sense. For example, what do they mean by, “YG Entertainment is a moral exemplar?” Maybe reading that sentence backwards reveals a hidden message, or maybe it's simply the case that YG Entertainment's diatribes serve only to make people increasingly mudslinging. At some point, we'll reach a “mudslinging event horizon” where everything in the universe will be mudslinging. At that point, it will no longer matter that I can't let YG Entertainment foment, precipitate, and finance large-scale wars to emasculate and bankrupt nations and thereby force them into a one-world government. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that so let me assure you that it can't relate to anyone other than intolerant know-it-alls. To fully understand that, you need to realize that YG Entertainment follows a dual code of morality—one morality for its fellow blathering, wishy-washy hippies and another for the rest of the world. This is why it can't attack my ideas, so it attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. YG Entertainment could use organized violence to suppress opposition.

YG Entertainment asserts that anti-intellectualism forms the core of any utopian society. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence. The time has arrived to make a choice between freedom and slavery, revolt and submission, liberty and subservience. We must choose wisely, knowing that if we focus on what unites rather than divides us, we can live as truly free and empowered human beings. If, however, we let YG Entertainment cause an increase in disease, negativism, crime, and vice, we become little more than fearful, broken dogs condemned to exist in a world of power-hungry plagiarism. The argumentative, boisterous pipsqueaks that comprise YG Entertainment's cabal are as thick as thieves. If one of them is willing to clear forests, strip the topsoil, and turn a natural paradise into a dust bowl through a self-induced drought, then they all are. What's more, none of them is able to accept that YG Entertainment just reported that granting it complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on YG Entertainment's part? I don't. I personally think that it's a deliberate attempt to censor any incomplicitous ideologies.

I plan to work within the system to persuade my fellow citizens that YG Entertainment's mentality reminds me of the stereotypical bureaucrat who cannot function unless he can “find it in the manual”, not because I lack the courage for more drastic steps but because YG Entertainment's comments are often appallingly disagreeable, sometimes prolix, frequently off-point, and occasionally overbearing. Nevertheless, they do tell us something important about YG Entertainment. They tell us that YG Entertainment intends to do exactly the things it accuses complacent slangwhangers of doing. I want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to think outside the box. YG Entertainment can't help it; it just loves to reopen wounds that seem scarcely healed.

Clearly, YG Entertainment wants to fill children's credulous ears with its quisquiliary deblaterations. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom then you should be working with me to announce that we may need to picket, demonstrate, march, or strike to stop it before it can human instincts by suppressing natural, feral constraints and encouraging abnormal patterns of behavior. On a more personal note, I try never to argue with YG Entertainment because it's clear it's not susceptible to reason. If nothing else, YG Entertainment's long-term goal is to impact public policy for years to come. I hate to break it to it, but down that path lies only heartache and tears. That's why I insist on mentioning that the very genesis of YG Entertainment's insensate litanies is in imperialism. And it seems to me to be a neat bit of historic justice that it will eventually itself be destroyed by imperialism. Lastly, for those who read this letter, I undoubtedly hope you take it to heart and pass this message on to others.

(NOTE, THIS WAS A GENERATED RANT. I'M NOT THAT WORDY WITH YG, I'M MORE TO THE POINT, BUT I STILL FOUND IT FUNNY.)