1. The probability of the existing numbers of parallel worlds is 8 billion. Within those numbers, do you think that, at least, one of those parallel worlds would be us dating now?
Highly probable. More probable that you'd be dating yourself. o.O
2. Whenever you finish showering, do you check out your armpits when facing the mirror and think about me liking it? /shot; slapped; killed. XD (two questions. Answer them separately. LOL)
I check them buuuut it's not you that I'm thinking of. Obviously.
3. Have you tried eating food using a part of your body without any utensils(apart from your fingers of course)?
Yes yes and yes. Cake.
4. Prove 1 + 1 = 1 using the equation a + b = c. /shot. Kidding. LOL. To compute for the energy, we have the equation e=mc(sq), how much can you last after 3 consecutive fapping sessions? /slapped.
Well.. last night I had at least six s in one session. Lost count though.
5. I have no life. I can't think of any good questions. Do you believe that we were once called fishes?
Nope I will never believe it.
6. When do you think will WWIII happen (year)? From which countries do you think it would start from?
I have no ing clue and I would prefer not to contemplate this for the rest of my existance.
7. Do you scratch your s while sleeping? /shot.
Yes.
8. Do you have condoms inside your closet/room? Boxes or packs? How many? = u =
Yup yup and in my wallet. Random assortment and I probably need to get more.
9. How often do you lift your middle finger? While reading my questions, have you considered doing it?
Not that often actually. I usually just say it.
10. When I say pink, juicy, sweaty, yummy, wrinkly, and tight all in one sentence, what perfect one word/thing did your mind crossed with those words pertain about?
Well I automatically think of when I see stuff like this but since I only know black ones and not pink ones, I'd have to say a .
11. Do you know that I love Nana's armpits and would die to it? If yes, do you think it will happen? (I EXPECT A DOUBLE YES FOR THIS. E N E /shot. )
Yes and probably not lol
12. Will you pick my nose for me? Something's stuck and I'm too lazy to do it while typing this as of this moment. ORL I don't want my phone to get boogers. /slapped. KIDDING! I can't think of anything right now but yeah, what are your thoughts as of this moment?
How disgustingly immature you are hun bun. Go sleep it off.
Bonus: Are my questions funny or lame? ORL
Not sure how to answer this.
1. How often do you have ?
2. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever done?
3. Sorry not sorry that this is so ual, but how often do you think of during the day?
4. What is your favorite body part on your bias? O.o
5. Card games or board games? What is your favorite one?
6. What kind of pizza is your favorite and have you ever got a foodgasm?
7. Would you ever go down on someone without the other person going down on you?
8. What kind of kid would you never ever babysit?
9. Would you ever have children?
10. Would you ever buy blow for a friend?
11. What kind of parent would you be?
12. Would you hang out in a childrens underwear section?
Tagged: anyone who is reading thanks and bye.
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