Guess what?
It's my birthday!
I am finally 16 years old!
Do you know what this means?????
/epic drum roll/
Nothing! I can literally do everything I could do at 15, but now I'm 16.
But... I'm also
a woman.
That means no more childish .
Nope.
Completely done, being a kid.
So... like... #PartyHard
Okay, so for my birthday I decided a few things that I wanted to know:
- My spirit animal
- What vegetable am I
- How many erasers I need to throw at my sister before she sends me into the after life
My spirit animal is this guy named Bill Burr. If you watch his special Let it go (which has nothing to do with the frozen movie) thaaaaaat sums up my life.
I am a pickle! Which oddly... makes sense. But there's no need to go into details right now.
Last but not least the answer is none. She saw me lift the eraser and she frickin ninja starred my with a Vogue magazine. Now, I have a bruise on my face.
You guys are probably like,
So, I'll end this on a quote that also sums up my life and my future:
"I don't think that was supposed to happen but... eh. What can you do?"
P.S. I'm home alone everyday and for the love of christ if I hear one more knock at my door:
Or when any sales people come to my door:
P.S.S. For those of you who live in different time zones, I'm born on June 17th~
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