just another desperate m-effer.
so not too long ago... there was this guy who added me
on face book. so i accepted just for the fun of it. THEN
he messaged me. and what he said en ruined the rest
of my day. i couldn't deal at that time. so he said...
dude: hey, babe. you up for some fun? ;)
i... um, excuse me? when the did i become your "babe".
so i swear to gawd. i wanted to kill a right there...
what son of a batch of cookies would dare to say that to a girl
they has just messaged. who in the hell would- oh yeah.
just about every major douche on this earth would do!
and then this nigga done had the nerve to say...
dude: oh... one of my friends told me to check you out.
oh. mai. en. gawd. this guy. i looked around my room... like this.
i questioned myself. "which one of my friends would just
put me out on the spot like that...? how in the hell...?"
so i went to check out his page. we have like no mutual friends.
and i messaged him back... here goes the conversation.
me: so which one of my friends exactly?
dude: oh, um. you know peter?
( i used another name for the guy, ok? but I
am in no en relation to that douchebag! i en hate him! )
me: oh, of course... peter. i should have known.
dude: so what do you think?
me: what do i think of what?
dude: well, you're ing y. i'd like to talk to you.
me: um... no, thanks. ( i want to drop kick you in the face for saying that. )
dude: why not...? you're a total babe.
me: so i've been told.
dude: can I show you my size?
me: your shoe size? shirt size? pant size? i don't think i should know that.
dude: i'm talking 'bout my weiner size, hon.
me: i don't think i want to know that.
dude: you know, my cucumber size...?
me: cucumbers are vegetables, i don't think they should have sizes.
dude: baby, i'm talking about my .
me: i know you are. i still don't want to know.
dude: why not. it's something all my ex's enjoyed. it's pretty big.
me: if it's pretty big, i'm sure they ran away from it. that's why they are your ex's.
dude: want me to send you a pic?
( nigga, if i didn't wanna know your size? what makes you think i wanna see it?! )
me: um... no.
( nigga sent it to me anyway. )
dude: like it...?
me: nigga, calm yourself! you do not send these nasty pictures to me. do you not have any respect?
dude: i'm sorry. i'm just so hard for you right now.
me: what the did i just say.
( i wanna slap him into next year. )
dude: please send me nudes.
me: you sound... desperate as . i wanna kill a nigga right now.
dude: just send me a bathing suit pic then. i'm so sensitive for you.
me: tsk. nigga, bye.
( i deleted and blocked the . )
children who are under the age of 14, i apologize.
may god bless you to never have these demons talk to you.
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