ing Christ guys. I had to share this with you because it's ing news worthy and I want you all to be traumatized with me. I was on the bus home, prepared to go running and , and my bro texts me. He lives 90% of the time at his girlfriend's house because of school and work so he's not home often. He has 2 pet mice, one of which we suspected was pregnant because of how fat she was, but it'd been like 2 months so I kinda forgot about it. Anyway, I digress. Today my bro texts me and asks if I can feed his mice and check if she had her babies yet. And I was like sure I'll feed them but whattt? She's actually preggers.
So I didn't really think anything about it. I was like sure I'll go feed Mr and Mrs Mouse and check the cage. No biggy.
I go downstairs, I give them food.
Now here is where gets real.
Mr. Mouse (AKA Marley) was acting all weird. Okay like usually he's the one that shies away from humans and stays in his little house. There's two house/hut things for the mice to sleep and bed in. Marley Mouse was running all over the cage and climbing and so it was a struggle for me to feed them (I'm kinda terrified of the mice) and then Mrs. Mouse (AKA Rambo) usually hides out in the pink hut on the third story of the cage (their house is nicer than mine tbh). I expected her to be asleep when I pulled off the hut. Instead, she falls backwards as if she'd been leaning against the wall and to my ing horror not only do I see that she ing had her babies, I see that she ing had her babies and had time to ing eat them because all I found was a ing head and top legs of one baby, a dead corpse of another baby and some legs insinuating there had been more babies before these two ing corpses.
NOW I'M ING FLIPPING OUT. ing Rambo just ing ate her kids and I ing hate mice. So I call my bro and I'm like YOUR ING MOUSE IS A CANNIBAL. And he's like separate the live babies from the dead ones and the mom and I'm like THERE AIN'T NO ING LIVE ONES LEFT YOU SACK OF ROTTEN . (I'm kinda panicking cuz I'm ing grossed out). And he asks me to send a picture so I do but as soon as I ing start taking the picture ING RAMBO STARTS EATING THE FULL DEAD BABY RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME SO THE PHOTO I ENDED UP SENDING IS OF A BABY MOUSE HEAD AND RAMBO CANNIBALIZING HER DEAD CHILD.
So that's it.
Not.
My bro couldn't come home to remove the corpses and my mom was mad so I had to go and ing remove the dead babies but this was an hour later and by the time I got down there was no longer the head of the last corpse left but a full corpse with a hole in it. So I threw up.
And yeah that's it. That's what happened to me today. I then proceeded to go run 4.5 km to erase this horrific memory from my head. Kay bye. Pity me. Bye.
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