plot ideas;

• our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk
• i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot
• my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out
• ‘i’m in my underpants in a laundromat waiting for my clothes to get washed and your clothes are in the machine next to mine and i noticed that when you put your clothes in they were all covered in blood what the ’ 
• laser tag
• ‘SORRY I SET THE FIRE ALARM IN OUR BUILDING OFF AGAIN FOR THE FORTY-EIGHTH TIME I WAS TRYING TO COOK’ 
• you need help in school and i could use some extra credit 
• i found you crying in the toilets 
• WE WERE WORKING ON A PROJECT TIL LATE AND THEY LOCKED US IN
• you dropped your wallet and i brought it to your house 
• you almost got hit by a car and i pushed you away 
• WE GOT INVOLVED IN A FIGHT AT A BAR AND HAD TO SPEND THE NIGHT SHARING A CELL 
• YOU KNOW WHAT I’LL TAKE MY CHANCES AND HELP THIS POOR WOUNDED WOLF AND OH WOW HOW CUTE IT FOLLOWED ME HOME AND OH WOULD U LOOK AT THAT IT’S A HUMAN NOW 
• we get seated next to each other on a delayed flight 
• CROSS-COUNTRY ROAD TRIP GONE WRONG
• “i threw rocks at the wrong window but i’m a little drunk and my girlfriend just dumped me so hey do you want to hang out with me?” 
• both stuck under a tiny awning without an umbrella
• hikers each take refuge in a cabin in the woods during sudden thunder storm (twist: one is afraid of thunder/lightning)
• I WANT A COMPLETELY PLATONIC GIRL/GUY FRIENDSHIP LIKE SUPER SUPER CLOSE BEST FRIENDS MINUS THE WHOLE “WE’VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER OUR ENTIRE LIVES BUT HAVEN’T WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO SAY ANYTHING” FACTOR LIKE JUST STRAIGHT UP BEST FRIENDS !! LIKE BEING EACH OTHER’S WINGMAN/WOMAN !!CHANGING IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER BC THEY’RE COMFORTABLE W/ EACH OTHER IT’S WHATEVER !!BEING ATTACHED AT THE HIP!! SLEEPOVERS ALL THE TIME!! LATE NIGHT DRIVES TO NOWHERE SCREAMING TO THE OVERPLAYED SONG ON THE RADIO !! BEST FRIENDS WHO WOULD LITERALLY TAKE A BULLET FOR EACH OTHER !!PLEASE !! GIVE ME THIS !!

AU VERSE:

• SO MUSE A IS A BROKE COLLEGE STUDENT WHO IS STRUGGLING TO EVEN EAT EACH DAY AND IS WORKING TWO JOBS WHILE STILL IN SCHOOL. MUSE B IS A CEO OF A LARGE CORPORATION AND A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE. ONE NIGHT MUSE A WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE INTERNET AND FINDS A WEBSITE THAT SETS YOU UP WITH POTENTIAL SUGAR DADDIES AND MUSE B SENDS MUSE A A MESSAGE RIGHT AWAY AND BASICALLY SAYS IF YOU COME LIVE WITH ME FOR THE SUMMER AND PRETEND TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME AND OCCASIONALLY GIVE ME HEAD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I’LL ING TAKE CARE OF YOU
• my roommate is your ex, and your roommate is my ex, and i caught them sleeping together and told you so now we’re pissed off and going on a date to get away from them even though we didnt really know each other before now
• muse a is an artist who is constantly at the local coffee shop drawing people, when one day they see someone captivating walk in (muse b). muse a immediately drops everything and starts drawing muse b and does this every day they see them come in. a few weeks later, muse a drops their sketchbook which is now loaded with sketches and drawings of muse b outside of their apartment building, while they were fumbling for the right key. before muse a can even pick up the dropped sketch book, muse b picks it up and sees what they’ve been drawing: them.
• muse a is very wealthy, and their parent(s) is/are always trying to set them up with their equally wealthy peers. however, they sort of have a thing for muse b, the maid/butler/gardener/etc.
•  ‘i met you last night when you were drunkenly patting my dog in my backyard at 3 in the morning and when i asked you what the hell you were doing you slurred something about dogs being great and then you threw up on my feet and then fifteen minutes later you were passed out on my couch so that’s why you’re here right now also what the is your name and why were you patting a dog in a stranger’s backyard in the middle of the night’ au
• THE “COLLEGE FRESHMAN” AU THAT IS THE “I LIVE IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX AND I JUST HAD BOMB WITH MY NEW HOT NEIGHBOR AND— WHAT THE , WHAT IS HE DOING TEACHING MY LITERATURE COURSE, COME ON NOW" AU
• SWIM TEAM AU
• 'I hired you off craigslist to be my date for a wedding’ AU
• I fell in love with you playing that instrument AU.
• i’m a new member of that other greek house your frat/sor absolutely hates and i’m determined to make you mine au
• my wannabe indie rock band plays a gig and you’re drunk as  dancing in front of me au.
• HOGWARTS AU
• college band au
• my family arranged a marriage for me?! au
• ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AU
• ANCIENT ROYALTY AU
• GENDERBENT AU
• this is the future. the world is even more corrupt than it already is. my family is hella rich and bought you as a slave for my birthday, but i’m actually one of the nicest ppl ever and i don’t wanna treat you like trash like everyone else does au
• BELLYDANCER AND A PRINCE WHO FALLS IN LOVE AU