it is me. and this is the end.

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Authortherealtrump
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/NASALLY INHALES.

yeah, hello. im the real donald trump, making an announcement. and i'd like to let you "ice cream brands" know that you are, in fact, a joke. a laughing stock. you are not showing any of us how TOUGH you are just because you want to make an unnecessary, extremely detailed blog post instead of you actually writing an essay that might be due this upcoming week (that's if you actually have a life and take school seriously???? eh, i have nooo idea).

what you are doing is nothing short of cyber bullying each other, and i am so ing proud of you. :D

yes. continue to make yourself look more ridiculous. yes, continue to make more friends of yours uncomfortable with beef that you can easily be handling in private. oh, and baskin robbins-- you ain't tough .

anyone could talk on a website. I DO IT ALLLLL THE TIME. I PROMOTE IT, IN FACT. SO GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS? THAT MEANS YOU NO BETTER THAN I AM.

but i've learned a little something. that as you continue to post these absolutely incredible blogs, I, among many others, only continue to despise you further. 

so, ice cream brands, i ask you-- have you taken a walk outside? have yuo smelled the fresh coffee? have you eaten a nice meal? have you called your mother and had a decent phone call with her (no, you probably did not, because i was with her last night, grabbing her by the PUH)?

if not, go do those things. show your passion for life, and not useless things like internet beef.

i hope you all are prepared for me to own your businesses soon. :)

good day.

-your awesome as president.

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luckyone 8 years ago
grab me by the puh please
guacamole 8 years ago
thanks donald
satoori1232 8 years ago

https://youtu.be/d-bnEzkG1zE
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