to satoori aka jungkook's ugly cute bum .

to my jessie 'jay gay' oppa, my jeon dad,

i know you like jUNGKOOK BUT HE'S MY HUBBY AND I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE SWERVING TO JHOPE-- anyways
happy bIRTHDAY YOU UGLY jkjk, remember when we first met? it wasn't on rpr, but kkt groupchat. i remember how hyper we both were and crazy together, and you're just like a fatherly figure on rpr to me. while you sort of protected me from harm ( like ask.fm s ) and watch me grow from the little fetus to now, ok im not a fetus but still, it's been almost 4 years we've known each other since new year is coming. i'm so thankful until now, you're there for
me silently, even though you seldom talk to me on kakaotalk ( yes u er bye ) . i didn't even know when's your birthday- shows how much you care for me more than i do which is saddening. but you're one year older and graduated high school, and stay amazing, hella crackish, like you've always been. of course, don't forget me when you're now a grandpapa because you're older and would have dementia ok just kidding. love you dad, and this is from your dotter-friend, fion ; w ;