♡ 》TMW / Don't You Just. . .

Don't you just love it when you're closing up your pants and your left gets caught in the zipper? 

Don't you just love it when you fall asleep at a viking funeral and they confuse you for the dead? 

Don't you just love it when your boyfie's fam invites you and your parents over for dinner but forget to tell you they're nudists?

Don't you just love it when you're taking your pet llamacorn out for a morning walk and it accidentally s rainbows on the neighbor's petunias?

Don't you just love it when you're in the middle of barricading the homeroom door in a zombie apocalypse when you remember that you left the stove on?

Don't you just love it when you're at brunch gossiping with the ladies in Olympus when Persephone shows up and all Hell breaks loose?

Don't you just love it when you're in the middle of a drug heist and the police confiscate your donuts just cuz they're powdered?

Don't you just love it when you're at the bar with Edgar Allen Poe but he can't even be your wingman cuz he's hitting up his cousin? 

Don't you just love it when your third eye gets an eyelash in it so you stoop to jumping the Niagara to clean it? 

Don't you just love it when your mom gets you toe mittens for Christmas but forgets to get an extra pack for your sixth toe? 

Don't you just love it when people talk about fover as if any of us got it in good enough with Father Time to bargain for it? 

"Don't You Just" --- Odd Edition. 

Or...

The 10 times Viv was random af and unrelatable. And the 1 time she wasn't.

Merry Christmas Eve, everyone. I miss a lot of you and tbh I need to get better at doing this, so don't be surprised if I hit up your walls to see how you're doing. 

All I want for Christmas? To know the peeps I care about are cared for.