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HELLO UGLIES.

My name is none of your business. However, I am by far the most breathtakingly unattractive creature you can find in the streets of New York City. You can usually find me around the deepest corners, selling my flat . But honestly, with skills like mine, my flavorful personality will almost always outshine every single one of you tasteless emo children.
Don't look at me.                          

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★ NONSENSICAL EVENTS

12/2012 - The then pubescent awkward thing joined RPR.
8/2017 - This sweet hot entered university, unprepared for the reality to consume them.
11/2017 - Over break, adopted an entire rabbit with no experience on how to care for one.
1/2018 - Currently drowning in debt. With the mathematics they've learned over the past few years along with the chemistry they've learned, also currently calculating how many Tide Pods it takes for instantaneous death to wash over.
3/2018 - I somehow have acquired my own wife and am no longer single. For now.

5/2018 - Oops, I'm transferring colleges. Instead of an orange for a mascot, it's a dog.
7/2018 - Still the same idiot but with two rabbits now. I didn't learn the first time. Unfortunately the first one turned out to be a male and got the recent rabbit pregnant so who knows if I'll have 14 rabbits by the end of the month.
9/2018 - I have six rabbits now.
7/2019 - I've reduced back to 2 rabbits now and being an orange. Life has its ways of telling you not to make dumb changes.

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Established 12/23/2012
Status DEAD

❝ author says, 
— Don't get your in a knot if I don't talk to you straight away. I am not rude, I completely and totally accept the fact that I am lazy. If you also want to advertise, I mean good luck lol I haven't RPed properly in years. 

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