Step right up!!
We bring to you the finest entertainment
And I am pleased to be your humble servant.
Accept our hospitality- indulge in the abnormality!
Step right up!!
We've something here for everyone's enjoyment!
I do this as a gift, not for the employment~
A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanity!
Come see our boys- these crazy boys…
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal!
Tickets cheap- it's a crime!!
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime?
Come see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time!!
Come see our boys, boys, boys!
Some of them are really quite attractive as you see~
Some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree.
While others rather still look quite a lot like you and me!
But you mustn't let them fool you~
You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye.
And that one… Um… let's just keep walking by~
These ain't no ordinary boys, but we've got a steady supply!
So, grab another cup of tea, and follow me!
Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide?
For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide~
Quiet down!
You, sir.
"Has any patient ever been released?
Would you send him home if his bizarre behavior would suddenly decrease?"
For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce.
So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose!!
Some are born mad.
Some achieve madness.
Some have madness upon them!!
This is the real thing my friends, guaranteed 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill.
We accept no imitations.
For… a little extra cash on the side, you can arrange,
For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink~
For a dime -just a dime- get a handful of pills to feed the inmates~
We've got pills for depression, obsession, aggression, possession, indiscretion--
There's a bloody pill for everything nowadays!
You see, they're really more like animals than people-…
Which haven't any souls at all~
They don't bite- well they might.
I say this one does look hungry tonight~
Get your picture with an inmate!!
But be sure he's locked up tight~
They're practically wild, sir.
Protect your child, sir.
They can't recall the taste of freedom,
they're just happy if we feed them!!
So point and laugh, it isn't bad~
They oughtn't mind because they're mad!
Our boys- these crazy boys~
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride!!
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal!
Tickets cheap-- it's a crime!!
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime?
Come see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time!
Take your money out, we're waiting~
Hurry and jump into line!
Come see our
Boys!
Boys!
Boys!
For a limited time!
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