Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what does this red button do?”
There are thousands of ways to die...
But ours were the dumbest.
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