@☠ luhan Alright fine, I won't say anything or make any noises
/sits still on your lap and doesn't make a peep as you kiss my neck
/takes hold of your and you
@☠ chen no, i really can't believe that you can get an A...
/snorts and runs my hand through your hair.
i think this is why we can't have .
you're too silly.
with your sombrero, your talking and your weird noises...
/shakes my head and pinches your back, leaning in to kiss your neck.
@☠ luhan Yeah I was such a ing nerd back in highschool! I got straight A's, can you believe it?!
/grins
Yes my almighty master
/sits on your lap and tilts my head to the side, sticking my tongue out
Woof.
@☠ chen because what? because you're a neerd?
/grins and shakes my head.
we talked too much about too many things.
i'm all soft. but give me five minutes.
/snorts and leans forward to take your hand, pulling you towards me.
and you... you need to learn to shut up.
now sit. /pats my lap.
@☠ luhan You'll kill me over Potato chips and sombreros?
/raises an eyebrow
Yeah the mood's completely killed...
Oh well.
/begins stripping my clothes off and throws my underwear at your face when I get it off
@☠ chen then... i'll kill you. i really will.
/laughs and pats your cheek.
okay. sorry. i really think that i've ruined the mood but sure...
strip for me.
please. /snorts.
@☠ luhan NOOOOO!!! Don't demote me!
I'll eat all your potato chips and leave more sombreros everywhere!
/flails
Alright, alright, I can do that
/shoves your shoulder
So are we gonna do this or what?
@☠ chen well, since you work for me, i'll just take that all back and demote you.
wow... you are... terrible.
/chuckles and wraps my arms around your waist.
how cute. you're cute, jongdae.
go and look it up.
@☠ luhan I wouldn't do calculations during ! I'd be thinking of ways to make you give me all the money in your pockets!
/winces
And I don't buy lube because I never use it on the people I !
What the heck is goosh goosh?
/sits on your lap stubbornly
/laughs and smacks your arm.
i don't want you screaming calculations when i'm ing you. that's... slightly gross. 'cause math is gross.
you're a dumb e. you should /always/ buy lube, you idiot.
/teases and chuckles, slapping your before kicking my pants off and pulls a small bottle of lube out of my pocket.
that hurts and i can't move like that. and you'd bleed.
ever watched goosh goosh?
i shouldn't talk about that right now. sorry. /laughs.
@☠ luhan Oh okay well then I'll have to think of something fast while we're at this.
/takes my pants off and then tugs yours the rest of the way off of you/
I don't have lube with me... But I wouldn't be surprised if there was some in the couch cushions. You should try sticking your hand in there to find some.
/removes my boxers and trips over them when they're at my ankles and falls forward next to you on the couch/
We could always do it without lube too!
@☠ chen you can charge as much as you want, you dummy.
but i'll be a regular customer so... discounts, please.
oh, okay. take all your clothes off.
do you have lube?
@☠ luhan /wrinkles my nose in distaste as I pull off, but I swallow it anyway and rest my chin on your knee
Well that was quicker than I thought you'd take
oh god, i'm coming, ch-chen...
/brushes my fingers through your hair a few times and moans before suddenly tugging on your hair roughly, panting softly as i come in your mouth.
@☠ chen might as well burn them all-- ah, .
/hisses and tangles my fingers into your hair, watching you before i slowly push down on your head, forcing you to take in more of me.
y-yes, just like that, chen.
@☠ chen yeah, on you. /watches you with half-lidded eyes and tilts my head to the side.
get on your knees...
/runs my hand through your hair.
no, i just think that you look good without a shirt on. if you had the sombrero on right now, i'd be so soft.
@☠ luhan On me?
/chuckles and frees you from your pants, stroking you slowly
I didn't know you even noticed me all that much. Not until I put the sombrero on, anyway
/teasingly
This is totally because of my y sombrero, isn't it?
@☠ chen you're going to have to get used to it, chen...
i've got a lot of money and i know what i'm going to use it on.
/slides a hand into your hair and leans back in my seat, biting down on my bottom lip, fingers tugging on your hair gently.