BTS's Dorm

mhm..
-sips coffee-

ANYONE HOME?

@Jungkook yea me

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Any hyungs? ﾎ━━━( ﾟдﾟ)━━━ｩ

@Suga Suga~~~~~! Let's hang out!
*jumps on your back*

Where's everybody? *looks around*

Someone should talk to me

Heh knee high socks

i feel bored

@Daehyun How is funny something about your looks? No thats not it Dae... I love your personality, more than your looks.
/shakes my head
I'm your /and/ your daddy
/blinks then narrows my eyes
Are you serious?
/shakes my head again
Dont lie
/chuckles and holds onto your legs before looking at you
Ready?

(should we go to the pool?)

@Rap Monster Those are all about how I look! Do I just have no redeeming qualities about my personality, that you're only with me because I look good?!
•crosses my arms•
If you're my , then you have to call /me/ Daddy.
•looks around from side to side awkwardly•
...Is there a problem?
•shakes my head•
I'm gonna ride your , Daddy~
•snorts, running up behind you, and jumping onto your back•

@Daehyun I was not ually harassing you! Because I said that it would be hot? Sorry I take that back now. Are you happy? I dont think of you as a object Dae... You are a man. A very y, cute, funny, handsome man.
/nods
I am your .
/my eyes widen and my mouth hangs open
Y-You made a tape...?
/chuckles and shakes my head
Alright fine... I wont dont worry...
/sighs and puts my flip flops on
/looks at you
Are you riding on my back?

@Rap Monster You were ually harassing me! You were thinking of me as an object, and not a man!
Why wouldn't you let me go? Plus, you don't have to /let/ me do anything. You don't own me.
/puffs my cheeks out far
You sure you're not my ?
/looks around awkwardly, clearing my throat
I guess that tape I made won't bother you...Right?
/snorts
Yes really. Let's go...Don't forget the sunscreen, unless you like me being burnt.

@Daehyun I did not! I said it would be hot but I never was pressuring you to ...
What if I never let you go though?
/wraps my arms around you and hugs you tightly
Because I'm your daddy. And your .
/shrugs
I guess so... But we have a pool anyways... I would care! Your is mine only. No one else is allowed to see it...
/catches it and raises and eyebrow
Really?

@Rap Monster Yeah right! You kept pressuring me to ing in the pool!
Then I'll come by later and fap.
/groans loudly
What's wrong with calling me Daddy? You're my , so it's only right...
/looks around the floor, and grabs my flip flops
Can't you just buy a pool for yourself? You're ing rich, dummy. Besides, it's not like you would care if everyone at the pool could see my .
/grabs my beach ball, and throws it at your face

@Daehyun I was not! I was at the pool first and your the one who came and interrupted what I was doing.
What if that doesnt happen though?
/rolls my eyes
I'll carry you to the pool but you need to get up first
Well that because I would never call you daddy... I do enjoy /you/ calling /me/ daddy~
/chuckles and shakes my head
/watches you before getting out of bed
/finds a pair of swim trunks and takes off my clothes before putting it on
/nods
I will... But you know we cant in the pool because there might be people there...

@Rap Monster You liar! When we first met, you were creeping on me the whole time!
No, it doesn't feel as good...I wanna with me facing the jet.
/shakes my head
I'm never gonna get off of my Daddy~ I need you to carry me all the way to the pool.
Did you know that I kept bringing up these names because /I/ wanted to be called Daddy, and call /you/ my ? Nothing works out for me, god dammit. You better enjoy me calling you Daddy, and calling me a .
/sticks my tongue out at you, and rolls off if the bed, and onto my feet
/picks my swimming trunks off of the floor, then takes off all my clothes
/slips my swimsuit on, then turns back to you
I need Daddy to put sunscreen on me, because it's sunny outside...

@Daehyun *stretches

@Daehyun Doesn't everything I do make you uncomftable...?
That is surprising...
/rolls my eyes
I do not...
/laughs before shaking my head
No I mean... Never mind... I said that wrong...
/looks up at you and nods slowly
Okay... I wasn't trying to watch you fap in the first place! I cant while mine is in you... Couldn't I just use my hand instead of my mouth?
/streaches my arms then looks at you again
Are you going to get off of me? If not than we cant go to the pool...

@Rap Monster They make me unconformable...
Well, my mind wasn't in the gutter when I was doing it...Surprisingly.
/covers up your mouth with my hand
Shh. You talk too much.
/squeaks as you bite my tongue
Wait...So my , which is you, is yours? You are yourself's? You own yourself?...
But then why do you need me to be your if you own yourself?
/scratches the back of my head
Then what do you want from me?! Let's just go to the pool! It'll be like when we first met, only you aren't trying to watch me fap! You seem pretty angry at my fap thoughts. If you can while yours is inside of me, no. If not, my 's not getting any action, so...yeah. I /am/ going to fap while we .

@Daehyun They are to bigger than yours! I don't make up I'm telling the truth!
/laughs along with you when you say your my
/chuckles and shakes my head
Weird? How?
Really? Well it didn't work at all. What do you expect? You were bouncing on my ...
I would not! It seriously wasn't my idea! It was VKooks!
/bites your tongue
I won't let then. Your is mine and mine only.
I'm not saying that I want to, like 'omg we /have/ to in the pool!' I'm just saying a pool would be easier that the ocean... Seriously? We would be ing and you would want to fap? Wouldn't I just do that for you?

@Rap Monster Really? Your arms don't mean anything. Besides, yours aren't even bigger than mine! You like to make up, don't you Daddy?
...So, I'm Daddy's now?~
/tries to say it with a straight face and the innocent act, but bursts out laughing
/laughs even harder at your eyebrows, and looks away from you
Stop that! It's weird!
And no, I was actually trying to inflict pain onto you, but...Doesn't seem like it worked. At all. There's definitely a war of hormone in this very room, god dammit.
You'd frolic through of field of ing flowers, you liar. You were the one who came up with the idea to be in a forest.
/sticks my tongue out at you
But everyone there is gonna be looking at this massive I have.
...I'm talking about you.
Wait, so you wanna in the pool? But I'll be tempted to fap, Daddy~

@Daehyun I am bigger! Well my arms are anyways...
You will really? Thank you~
/smiles when you giggle
/smirks more and wiggles my eyebrows
/laughs before rubbing my cheek
You know you want it.
I wouldn't even frolic that far... Maybe to the remote...
Seriously! And then Suga and Jimin liked it and Jin hyung did too!
/shrugs again
It doesn't really matter to me... Yeah right. I'm not going to look at anyone else. Never.
Ohh I see... That still would be awkward. Why not just do it in the pool? Might be a little more private... I've never done it either, but hey, a first time for everything...

@Rap Monster Pfft. You're not bigger than me, so just admit it, Daddy~
I'll be Daddy's if he wants to feel like he's bigger than me, though ~
/giggles, closing my eyes as I continue to bounce on top of you
/furrows my brow, and looks down at you in confusion as I stop moving for a few moments
What...?
/realizes what you're talking about, and slaps your cheek
Nasty, Daddy~
But I'm too lazy to move, so I wouldn't be frolicking anywhere. I'll frolic to the fridge.
Yeah yeah, blame it on that strange boy V, and that baby Jungkook...
/tilts my head to the side
Do you want to go to a club? But the first time I see you looking at anyone else, I'm gonna cut you. Understand?
Well, that's what I was saying when I said the ocean... But it'd be really awkward in water, and you would have to hold me up and do it. I'm not really sure how it'd work, to be honest. Never done it.

@Daehyun Your not bigger than me! I'm bigger than you so your my .
/raises an eyebrow
How?
/chuckles softly and rests my hands on your waist
/smirks as I look up at you
To bad we're wearing clothes....
I haven't but I'm sure you have! You seem like the type to do that. I didn't choose to do that though! That was all VKook... I picked the out the Skool luv Affair album pictures...
/shrugs
Going to a club would be fun... I don't really care. I'm just bored.
Ew. Wouldn't sand get every where though?

@Rap Monster B-But Daddy...I'm bigger than you! You have to be my , it's only right!
/whimpers, puffing my cheeks as I look down
I will!
/sits up on top of you, and bounces up and down
/bounces on you hard
When have you ever, ever seen me frolicking through flowers? Never. You're like in an enchanted forest or something on your album cover.
/rolls my eyes, shaking my head
You're just a needy baby, aren't you? I'm not sure what you're looking for. Do you wanna go to a club or something...? To a beach? There's always ocean .
/snorts

@Daehyun ... Never mind...
/blinks then rolls my eyes
I am not... I can't just stop existing.
I'm glad I do..
/nods
I am... /you/ are the . Oh really? Try then.
/shakes my head
I'm not crying.
/taps my chin
How about.... No.
Oh really? Says the biggest flowerboy ever. I've never frolicked in the first place... You have though.
/nods
Most people can't... But /you/ can because your not that old! Don't be lazy...
No! Besides why would you want to do that? That's what I'm for right? Meanie... But seriously... I'm bored.

@Rap Monster ...Depends on what exactly you're trying to do.
/cringes, covering up your mouth
You're so...y...But so cute. Just stop...existing.
You really mess with my emotions, son.
/furrows my brow
You're bigger than me? You're saying /I'm/ the ? I'll smash you right now for proof.
/rolls my eyes
Boohoo. Poor baby flowerboy~
/slaps your cheeks at the same time
Then fight me, you coward.
You look like a flowerboy in denial. You like to act all tough, but we can all see it...You're so...fruity. I can see you frolicking through flowers and .
/scrunches up my nose
I can't just stop being old...
If something is me fapping in a pool or getting drunk...Then yeah. Let's do something.

@Daehyun I'll try my best... Do you want me to try now?
/smirks
You can't smash someone bigger than you!
/laughs
I never cried though... It really hurt!
/shakes my head
Of course not.
Really? Not once? I don't look like a flower boy though...
/shakes my head
No... Stop being so old. Come on Gramps, lets do something~