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welcome new comers, this is exo's luhan reporting on the stuff happening around this is us, also shortened as tiu. the beloved rp had been created on the 28th of june with loads of people joining bc of the fab people and admins. there is not much rpers here but it's ok, cos we have enough shiets to be active and all thanks to the one and only crack. o u o with new ships going here and there, here are the beautiful questions of the day. when will sutae happen? no one knows but i sure do want to know more of this ship. when will suho bang taeyeon? e u e he says when he has a chance. o u o will the beautiful admin ship, kaiji happen? no one knows either but i hope it will o/ is my son, bambam, going to bang bae suzy soon? let's stalk him but other than that it's likely e u e go bang her son! will sutae be good leaders and treat me and jongin out for chicken? they are loaded and should treat us cos that's one of the ways of being good leadurs B) when will taeyeon start a byuntae club? yes noona, i'm being your reporter and i have no reporter room to report stuff so here i am in the welcome room saying random shiet /slapped. when can miss beautiful, im yoona be mine? now that can only be answered by the beautiful girl herself e u e even though she's already mines and she claimed me as hers. /shot. that is all for today. o/ till next time. please don't be shy and talk to everyone. no one will bite unless you want to be bitten. and since this is pure random, it is likely that no one will notice this e u e. oh and the weather forecast today is very sunny like senshine and love is in the air so do be aware, please use a mask so you cannot breathe the love in the air if you prefer to be forever alone /slapped.

good day to all y'all shiets. please welcome the new people who have decided to join the beautiful dark side e u e. the rp is slowly slowly dying and to prevent this we need to be active so we can be high as a muthafarker /stabbed. threats have been made of putting dps that you will rarely see by the reporter himself. so check the welcome room to see the treat- i mean information u v u. matchmaking is up with the lovely kim taeyeon in charge and as for me i find new ships to ship so they can be dragged in the world of matchmaking ouo good luck couples. as well as that, the anon confession page will be open soon and for the people with 0 posts and 0 points beware of asshan cos if he sees that you're not posting anything, your will be his - in other words your will be mine e o e yes this is where you're suppose to think ' what an he is ' well i was born to be one i just look innocent. that's all. /shot. top story of the news today: the paired ship taexing, consisting snsd's byuntae leader and exo's dancing jpg unicorn, have been found talking about their ideal types with taeyeon's as someone who is manly yet cute, taller than she is ( which everyone can actually pass for. /slapped. lmao jk noona i sarang your cute height cx ), a protective man with dimples and with lay's answer as someone who is loyal but knows how to laugh. now if you can't see what i see, i will tell you that it is very obvious that they like each other and should already because they were made for each other. so this is my message for taeyeon noona - noona, it's obvious that yixing here likes you so stop thinking that he likes tiffany because he doesn't, sure ppany noona is seckshi and all yet not as seckshi as yoona though but anyways and my wonderful message to yixing - just confess to her cos the poor thing is oblivious that it's so cute ;; in other words. JUST BANG HER ALREADY. I WANT TO BE AN UNCLE E A E. /shot. so for more information stalk the lovely couple doing their matchmaker mission o w o. questions of the day: when will taeyeon realize yixing likes her? let's hope it's soon. should lay bang taeyeon? yeah like how suho should bang chorong e u e should taexing be a couple already?YES AND THEY SHOULD BANG. what would happen to tiffany? she's seckshi, nice and beautiful enough to make someone fall for her o/ should lay confess already? yeap yeap yeap rather than hinting e u e weather forecast of today is, very sunny because of the love growing from taexing so bring an umbrella and wear sunscreen because you would not want to get burnt from it. love is still in the air. and for taexing shippers, no dying, no fainting either. you can do those things once you see them either kissing or banging but remember that we have no money to provide a funeral /slapped hard. that's all for today. till next time o/

good morning, night and afternoon to all you shiets. welcome to the new members of the dark side, thank you for choosing to be with us in this bootyfur rp. seems like you all have looked at the information about dps in the welcome room, thank you for your cooperation o/ anon confessions are up, so confess all you want but no bashing or whatsoever. please for the people with zero posts and zero points, do start to post things, we sarang everyone /and will sarang even more/ if the activeness continues and it looks like the song snake is usually the most active place cos it's fun so don't be shy and join ouo. top news of today: bts' min yoongi who is known as suga and no it isn't with a r, even if that would sound so cute- /bricked. suga who has been with us for only four days, has his name mostly mentioned in the anon confessions, with admirers here and there. as today another anon has confessed about who suga really has feelings for which is none other than apink's eunji whose status says about not being a poop head. with the sudden confession of #23, it gave me a bit of a heart attack, worrying that it will cause drama. now my message to the both of you is - i say this to every couple because i want to see little kids around here, but please bang already /slapped. ok maybe in good time but still just bang each other someday e u e you cannot see much of the couple however if you are curious, go start looking at what's happening and if they are not official till saturday to sunday, let the admins drag them to the world of matchmaking. more news of the taexing couple, they have been seen at their room cuddling, watching a horror movie and as they wait for it to start they talk about sleeping together with no clothes. now that is the innocent way to saying it and in the wrong way - ing. yes yes, we may see little taexings around. which i will like cos i dibs on being uncle /bombed. for more updates, just continue stalking them in their room, till one of them gets frustrated on how i keep updating everyone about them, to the two of you - don't hurt me ;; or kick my balls. i need my mother to have grandchildren y'know and having a broken will not help me give my mother grandchildren /shot. new ships are snsd's eyesmile queen and got7's handsome guy, jackson with their sudden registration of a wedding. we all know that tiffany's name is stephanie hwang miyoung and with the sudden fluff, her name is now stephanie WANG miyoung o/ guess we'll see them first then /sliced. for more information of the ship jackfany, go stalk them /cheers. YEHET YEHET! questions of the day: what should we call the suga and eunji ship? jisu o/ feels like tiramisu - great i'm hungry e n e when will jisu happen? erm...y'know soon. hopefully should jisu bang? YEAP. LIKE TAEXING AND SURONG E U E when will i stop with these bang questions? i won't since i'm going to do this to every single couple cos lil babies are cute *^* what couples should be married? taexing. o/ should there be more couples around here? we don't even have an official one ;; weather news of today is very sunny from the love happening around suga and eunji, yixing and taeyeon and jackson and tiffany. be careful of the blazing love sun, use an umbrella and wear sunscreen to prevent sunburns. no dying, nor fainting. if you wish to die happily, give the admins money so we can run a funeral for you o/