I dedicate my 100th post to my gorgeous coqueen who has wonderfully soft lips. I had a dream last night. I was graciously ruling over my kingdom and the goblins began invading my humble kingdom. However, it turns out goblins are not small little green men who want to stab you and eat out your (Brandon Rogers reference ayeee). They are in fact, these beautiful, lovely warriors that just want to be loved. So, as a treaty (and low-key out of love and affection cause #wife), the gracious Queen Baechu of the Corgi Kingdom married Yooneth the Goblin Queen. Together, we rule over two kingdoms of corgis and beautiful goblin women.
/stops outside of your kingdom with my army of Squirtles, Wartortles, and Blastroises
/plays my trumphet as I ride my mount, Blastroise
Queen Baechu, I demand you to come out and battle me!!!
/takes my double swords out
It was quite the lovely dream.