GERMANY, GERMANY
IS A REALLY REALLY NICE PLACE
EVEN THOUGH I'M YOUR PRISONER YOU GIVE ME FOOD
AND IT DOESN'T LIKE ENGLISH FOOD
SAUSAGES WITH CHEESES ALWAYS TASTE SO GOOD
IT'D BE HEAVEN FOR A DOG
YEAH THAT'S GERMANY
TELL ME
HOW IS IT YOU GERMANS ARE SO ROBUST?
YOU'RE CRUSHING ME WITH YOUR INTIMIDATION
MY FRAGILITY CAUSES ME TO OPENLY WEEP OUT OF FEAR
YOUR WOMEN TERRIFY ME
IS IT THE NORM TO DIRNK A BARREL OF BEER
AND THEN BUST IT ON SOMEBODY'S HEAD?
PLEASE DON'T COME TO MY PLACE IN LARGE MOBS
GERMAN TOURISTS ARE SCARY
EVEN THE GIRLS THAT ARE FROM GERMANY
ARE MORE RUGGED THAN I AM
YAHOO!
BRITS HAVE GOT THE MONARCHY
THE US HAS THE MONEY
BUT I KNOW THAT YOU WANNA BE CANADIAN~
THE FRENCH HAVE GOT THE WINE AND CHEESE
KOALAS CHILL WITH THE AUSSIES
BUT I KNOW THAT YOU WANNA BE CANADIAN~~