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@nam joohyuk [] WHOOPS DAT WAS CHIM LMAO
&&&&&& wELcomE baCk lMaoOooO

like I said, who knoooooows? /snorts a bit as I shrug, stretching comfortably on the seat, resting my cheek on the arm rest./
It might be, but then again in could just be a great friend and want nothing more than your well-being. Meaning, the lack of an aggressive hangover when you wake up.
/a small smile spreads over my lips as i shift over to the seat you're on and gently lay you head on my lap./
awww, then get it yourself. I dont know where anything in your kitchen is.
/grins widely after speaking./

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@hirai momo [sh] [] I'M BACK FROM DEAD

you so did. that ambiguous answer says it all.
/smiles widely at you, my eyes turning into raised crescents, as i turnover to lie on my back
is that you way of indirectly telling me to shut up soon, moho. but, if you must have a timeline..
soon, i'm kind of feeling drowsy already, and yes i'm comfy.
/nods my head when you ask me if i want water
please and thank you~

@nam joohyuk [] wyS I diD nOthinG

well maybe I have, maybe I havent. Who knows?
/scrunches up my nose when you do so, pushing you aside with a faint chuckle./
I wonder how long itll.take for that alcohol to knock you out. You're gonna have a bit of a headache by morning.
/laughs along to what you say, looking over the things in your home before plopping onto the two-person seat./
Are you comfy joo? Want some water?

@hirai momo [] yOu dOnE iT

hehe.
/giggles and then smiles cheekily at you
whaaaaat, no first kiss?! that's such a lie~
how can anyone not, not with a face like this~
/squishes your cheeks
but oh- if you're literally a guy with , then maybe guys would be creeped out at that.
/pouts when you shimmy out of my grip, but kicks off my shoes clumsily and teeters to flop onto couch

@nam joohyuk [] DAYuM I aiNt dO iT

W o w joo, just wow.
I do not, I'm an angel as I said. I havent even had my first kiss. /snorts at my own words, scrunching up my nose a bit when you dangle the keys in my face./
"Room of pleasure" I hope you cleaned up said room before inviting a pretty lady inside.
But then again, I'm like one of the guys...just with .
/rolls my eyes, unlocking the door and hauling your inside, kicking off my shoes before shimmying out of your hold and waltzing inside as if I lived there./

@hirai momo [] exPlODeS

yup, it's hitting me now!
/laughs, smiling widely
oh come onnn, like you don't have a hall of fame either~
bet you even have some girls up on there, woMoanizer
/snickers at my lameness before reaching into my pockets
/walks behind you with my hands on your shoulders like a conga line
/dangles the keys before your face
are you ready to enter the room of pleasure?
/asks suavely in a lower pitch

@nam joohyuk [] pOkes

goodness you're drunk.
Awww. no. I'm not getting up on that shelf hun, I like being the only shining medal.
/snorts, helping you steady yourself on your feet, hobbling towards the front door./
Just gimme your keys joo so I can unlock the door, mkay.

@hirai momo [] \ OuO /

f-r-i-e-n-d-s that's how you spell friends~
/smiles proudly when you say I have achievements shelf
but I'd even frame your picture, cuz you're special- my friend.
/nudges you lightly with a grin
heyyyyy I do have a pair. I just don't like getting my fragile hurt k? it's called self defense!
/clumsily follows you out before draping my arms over your shoulders and leaning into you from behind
momo going to home sweet homeeee

@nam joohyuk [] KSHFIBFBJ

whaaat? i would never— okay maybe a little bit.
/rubs my temples a bit before chuckling./ wrong move.
i’ll just shoot one of them a text saying i’m staying with a friend.
/rolls my eyes, a scoff following suit as i nudge you off of me./
as if buddy. i know your hoe tendencies and i refuse to be just a trophy on your bookshelft of achievements
but, i will happily be the supportive wingman whenever you get the balls to try and tag down your little crush.
/does a little half smile, noticing the cab pulling off to the side, already pulling out the cash before opening the door once stopped./
alright drunky, lets go.

@hirai momo [] YOLO mode

no, i will not get over it, cuz you'd be one of the first people to make fun of me if i got a noticeable pimple.
whaaaaa, you're drunk? damn, i couldn't even tell... shouldn't you give them a call or something..
let me call them and be like heyyy, she's drunk and going home with a guy!~
/goofily says, laughing
just okay? why, you disappointed we're not gonna do something else~
/teases you poking at your cheeks repeatedly

@nam joohyuk [] NO REGRETS LMAO

pff-- fiiine. Be that way.
/chuckles softly hearing your whining, waving off your worries for the facial blemish./
Acne is apart of life, get over it.
/hums and then nods./
I'm still waaaaay to influenced to head home right now. The girls would probably destroy me for coming in so late, slightly drunk.
Hmm..cuddling? Why not? Sounds like an okay idea.

@hirai momo [] LOL ripppp get ready to regret

of course not, that'll give it away too. why you flick my forehead all the time, i'm gonna get a pimple there now.
/states grumpily but proceeds to nestle my head against the crook of your neck
you're gonna come over?
/excitedly asks you, the tone of my voice more lively
movie and food sounds good, but can cuddle up too?...please?
/hopefully asks you, looking up at you with a small smile

@nam joohyuk [] GRABS MI POPCORN AND COLA E U E

well I thought they had already rejected you.
who is the person they have their eyes on? can I at least know that much?
/rolls my eyes when you scoff, shaking my head a bit before plucking your forehead once more./
/the sudden silence washing over us as the sounds of the car radio played a soft tune; though the sudden sound of your voice brought my attention back to you./
/the smallest smile spread over my lips as I drape my arm over your shoulders, pulling you into a comforting hug./
Well that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Let's change the subject okay. Also, this night isnt over yet. We're gonna get to your place, put on some movie and eat some food because I could definitely use some to soak the alcohol up. And of that isnt enough, just let me know how you'd want me to distract you.

@hirai momo [] OMFG THE TIMING OF THIS ALL, get ready yo this just exploded into soap opera

no you slow one, how can they reject me if i didn't even tell them.
i'm saying they have their eyes on someone else...
/tells you as we get into the car, frowning when you flick my forehead
angel, psht. still scoffing at how you refer yourself to that, but yes, i agree you're being an angel now.
/states my address to the cab driver as fluidly as i can before sitting next to you
/stays quiet for awhile, looking out the window
drank to try and forget her, and i'm still thinking about her. how pathetic do i sound.. and honestly.. i was hoping you could make me forget about her tonight when you showed up..
/turns to look at you

@nam joohyuk [] I HAVE TO KNOW LMAOOO

Someone who said it? Who has even rejected you here?
Just tell me ! I talk to a lot of people, I know things you dont know when it comes to the ladies.
It would be very easy for said person to just lie to not complicate things ya know.
/plucks your forehead just as the taxi driver pulls up, a sweet smile spreading over my lips./
Since im such an angel, I'll see your drunk home. Now tell the nice driver your address.
/says as I help you get in the car, plopping on the seat beside you./

@hirai momo [] LMAO AND NOW HAS OFFICIALLY HIT rip

because they've said so.
and you're right, not telling. it's a secret i'm just going to have to get over.
i hope they find someone soon...
/looks out onto the road with you
damn taxi driver.. so late. i'm an egotistic boy, i won't take rejection very well.

@nam joohyuk [] OHOHO JUICY STUFF. W E CONTINUIN EUE

how do you know? who even is the lady in question?
Or let me guess-- you arent going to tell me?
/continues petting your hair, checking down the road once more for any oncoming cars./
You'll never know unless you try. But then again, everyone here is just a mixture of emotions.

@hirai momo [] lol up to you! i'm good with whatever haha

highly doubt it. i'm not the one they want.
i don't even know why i like said person.
they're too much like me, everything i say i don't want to be, but am.
but i still find myself wanting her.. like really badly.
/shamefully says, hugging you and burying my face into your shoulder

@nam joohyuk [] did you want to further this plot or just u H h h ?

/shakes my head when you do so, looking out for the cab, humming softly when you begin slurring the answer to my question./
One-sided crush? On who? Who knows...that person might feel the same?
/reaches over to gently pet your hair in a comforting manner./

@hirai momo [] no no you didnt do anything at all! nvm don't worry about it lmao just me thinking i could have come up with better plot :'D

i'm a hoe, it's hard not too hehe.
/lets out a soft giggle, slumping even when i'm sat down
/when you sit beside me i teeter and lean my head onto your shoulder
girl problems.. one-sided crush, non-reciprocated feelings, the usual.
/says softly, mumbling my words a bit

@nam joohyuk [] you feel bad? did i do something to make you feel bad? i’m confusion e n e

/mutters soft apologies to the workers as we head outside, rolling my eyes when you start flirting with other women as we pass them./
/gasps when you fall forward, catching my own footing as i hoist you back onto your feet with a small whimper./
look here giant— stop oggling women and play attention to walking.
anyway, what was your reasoning for getting drunk?
/spots a small bench outside the bar and drops you on the seat, following suit with a groan./

@hirai momo [] it's up to you, i just feel bad ;; lol same, well at certain parts hahaha xD

/follows you out, linking my arm around yours as i feel safer and more balanced that way as we head out
/checks out girls along the way
oh damn, she was hot..
/looks back, before facing forward quickly before i fall again
you didn't force anything, i needed to get drunk out of my mind. but unfortunately that comes with the cost of throwing up too ugh.
/takes the bottle of water from you with an appreciative smile
thanks.
/starts gulping water down

@nam joohyuk [] u H h , w a n n a cut it off here then? I dont see an issue. I relate sO hard to this rn tbh. #thishashappenedbefore lmao , good memories

My shorts got wet, just wait. I'll call a cab in a second.
/stuffs mt shorts in my bag, tugging the shirt down a bit more before exiting the stall, shaking my head as I head towards the bathroom exit, tugging you by the sleeve./
Alright-- gimme a sec.
/grabs mt phone, dialing the cab and informing the driver of the locations address./
Funny how this night turned out. Next time, I wont force you to drink more.
Let's get some fresh air and wait outside okay?
/walks over to the bar and buys a bottle of cold water before heading to the exit, holding the drink our to you with a small smile. /

@hirai momo [] ummm just look at our rp, it's a mess OuO


um make sure i get home safe? you said we're friends! can't just ditch me when i'm in a wasted state like this!
if it was you who was drunk off your i'd call you a cab and made sure you got home safe, all the way to your front door. i'm re-evaluating our friendship right now. what the-
/gets pushed out by you
why are you stripping?
/notices you stepping out of your shorts from under the gap of washroom stall door

@nam joohyuk [] you doNt , hush e n e

what else am I supposed to do?!
/my back hits the stall door, causing it to swing open and me to fall on my , groaning afterwards whilst rubbing my ./
I'm fine I'm fine. Let's just get you home or at least out of here. /using the door handle, I stand back up, touching my shorts and gasping at whatever wet was on it./ .
Move over-
/pushing you aside, I close the stall door and shimmy out of the shorts, pulling my oversized tshirt down to resemble a dress, tying my jacket around my waist to keep the makeshift "dress" at a reasonable length.

@hirai momo [] i know i , i'm so sorry

w-what, you can't just leave me after getting water!
/stands up as well in a frantic, but getting up to fast makes me dizzy and i sway into you, knocking you
into the wall of the bathroom stall
, sorry. are you okay?
/removes myself away, looking over you

@nam joohyuk [] ooF

hmm? Fine then. I'll get you some water and then leave I guess? Can you get home by yourself?
/stands up, adjusting my shorts before sticking my hands in my pockets, peering down at your slumped frame./

@hirai momo [] lolol sorry idk where i'm gonna go with this ahsgdjshagdhjag

can you not-
/throws up for one last time before flushing
/reaches to grab some toilet paper to wipe my mouth
well, what a night this turned out to be..

@nam joohyuk [] CLiFf hAnGEr naNi

/upon hearing the lurching noises coming from the stall you're in, I wave off the advances of the men before walking towards where you are.
/using my shoe to nudge the stall door open, I step inside, squatting down and patting your back.
Let it all out lightweight, then we'll get you some water and get you home..mkay?