+　fluff

i went to a party once just for the hell of it and when i got there, you, being my kinda friend already, was already hammered but i had to stay sober. you spent the rest of the night flirting with me and cuddling me, holding my hands and making me pet your head. i thought you were really cute and started to develop a crush on you which lead to you waking up the next morning and forgetting virtually everything, much to my dislike. my crush gets worse and worse as goes by, and you, despite telling me you forgot everything, actually remembered everything and you can't stop thinking about it either.

“you accidentally left your ID in a library book” au

— http://susie1x1.tumblr.com/post/100910897198/aus-to-consider

muse a is fresh out of prison, solitary confinement to be exact, and hasn’t truly seen the light of day for at least a couple of years. they’re adjusting to the real world; they barely speak anymore, and they haven’t experienced gentle human contact in what seems like forever. insert muse b, their new neighbour.

— https://bicornmagic.tumblr.com/post/164983077236/muse-a-is-fresh-out-of-prison-solitary

i know lots of people get all hot and heavy for the ‘rebel/bad influence who goes after the goody goody/nerd to corrupt them’ but what about the reverse? what if the rebel was the one minding their own business when the goody goody suddenly started approaching them, asking them out, trying to get to know them. constant pestering and cute little quips that leave the rebel flustered (and a little flattered but don’t tell the goody goody shhh).

just picture it. initially people think the rebel is the one giving the goody goody a hard time but instead the rebel’s trying to avoid getting seen with the other a lot bc no you’re too pure and sweet you’re gonna ruin my punk rock image sTOP. but the goody goody just doesn’t care about image or labels they just know that they want the rebel and dammit they’re gonna get the rebel.

— http://givemeaherocookie.tumblr.com/post/138527605227

PLs a hot as high school music teacher who never really got out of his leather jacket and biker phase and used to be in a band but now teaches high school students what real music is and is notorious for being arrogant and vv sarcastic and a kindergarden teacher who loves kids and wears lilac/pink/purple color cotton shirts and smooth pants and is cute as a button and imagine him teaching the kids to make flower crowns and music teacher sees a flower crown on him and smirks and teases him about how cute he looks

— http://artofroleplaying.tumblr.com/post/122352485767

“i’m NOT breaking into our professor’s apartment to steal the teacher textbook because you think you’re gonna fail. wait... 200 bucks? ... okay, maybe i am.”

rofessor is marking papers and sees a small sketch of some character from some anime they like and wOAHHHH THIS KID LOVES THIS REALLY UNDERAPPRECIATED CHARACTER lemme friend [credits to that one tumblr post about a teacher asking if armin from aot was on their worksheet]

professor and student are still neighbours but neither of them know of it until student hears a knock at the door one night and it's their professor, , and drunk out of their mind????

professor and student are neighbours, and one day student is really late for class !!! but professor is just leaving and "hey, can i get a ride to class?"

(high school) student has really ty parents but professor is basically a parent to student so student asks professor to be their "parent for a day" at college orientation. [credit to mine and dabbing/ahjussi's plot back in converse high 1.0]

professor sees student streaking in the school yard, and "i think it's the office for you, young man/lady." "uh no some kids stole my clothes???" "how even????"

professor and student are distant cousins, but despite that, professor knows all the embarrassing stories about the student. student doesn't think this is in the family code to rat out that they accidentally skinny-dipped in a public pool when they were 10????

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY – muse a and muse b are both classmates in the same university, but the two of them come from entirely different worlds. muse a is a scholarship student, spending every waking moment working and dreaming of the career they can’t wait to start. muse b is a legacy kid, riding on the family’s name and doing just enough to get by, looking forward to partying more than studying. the two of them are pledging for the same club/fraternity/sorority, and as a result of meeting each other, immediately get off on the wrong foot. jabs and insults come off their lips easily - perhaps a bit too easily. due to an altercation in the middle of campus, the two of them soon find themselves on probation, kicked out of the dormitory where they lived, and with nothing left to support them. with everyone now expecting them to fail and the two of them the laughing stock of the entire campus, they end up having to put their differences aside and work together - and even live together.

— http://hallelvjahs.tumblr.com/post/155733300794

“hey, so, i lowkey just lost the baby on the transit.”
“you did wHAT NOW???”

“hey i heard the waitstaff talking about how your date stood you up so i’m pretending to be your date to save you from embarrassment.” “that’s very sweet of you, but Iom only pretending to be stood up so the staff will feel bad for me and give me a free dessert.”
— http://dailyau.tumblr.com/post/170118466643

[group plot / gay couple + female muse ] “hey so me and my partner have been together for a while now and we want to have a baby.” “great! how are you going to have it?” “we were hoping you could... be a surrogate?”

“we’re at a club and although your a really ty dancer your also really ing adorable so i decide to say hi and you end up accidentally hitting me in the face and ing hell i think you broke my nose” [someone pls put chanyeol in this plot bc he would]

“you accidentally set fire to something in your apartment but it’s okay i ran across the hall in my pjs cos i’m actually a firefighter and i helped you get out and now we’re outside and it’s freezing so lets just hold each other as we introduce ourselves - hey, i’m your new neighbour - do you often set things on fire?? cos if so we should hang out more for safety purposes not cos you’re hella cute or anything”

[ cred: http://damagedhearts-indie.tumblr.com/post/169054465609 ]

We always see each other in the elevator and now we’ve gotten stuck because of a power outage so really, I guess we should get to know one another at this point.

You broke into my apartment while I was out for whatever reason and when I came home I knocked you out and now you’re unconscious on my floor and idk what to do?

You snuck into my apartment to avoid your ex while my door was open for groceries and I got so scared I spilled the milk everywhere?

You were drunk and you climbed in through my apartment window and I’m not really sure how you managed it because not only is the fire escape broken but you are really ing plastered? Please, teach me your skills?

You were drunk and you broke into my apartment and I would call the cops but you’re kind of out like a light so I’d kind of feel bad but you bet your i’ll be waiting for you to wake up until morning so I can ask who the you are?

The walls are paper thin and every night I watch jeopardy and I guess you’re really smart because every night you shout out the correct answer and at this point I’m not sure there’s a question you can’t answer?

The walls are paper thin and you’re always singing in the shower, and honestly you’re terrible but idk how to tell you, so I’ve just started to play music over you but you seem to know every song and it only makes you sing louder??

[ semiau / ulzzang/model x idol ] “my neighbour sounds a lot like that singer i used to listen a lot that disappeared from the entertainment business.”