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@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ oh…. uhm [ awkward ] mayhaps you could find a subreddit for cannibals and ask them how that would taste like, i rmb stumbling across a thread like that once. hope this helps (2) !

@j. jaehyun ᵘ/ᵐᶦˡᵏʳᵘⁿⁿᵉʳ oh really? thanks for the clarification i totallly didnt get it at all! /s
i thought op was gonna grill the body the next day,,,, was gonna ask what it tasted like and if they had seasoning recs... disappointed again.

@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ completely separate from op’s question on the dead body in the hotel room, i think marinating with the corpse means staying in the room w the corpse for an extended amount of time, instead of alerting the authorities. for what rzns? well, you’d have to ask the op… it’s modern day slang :3c hope this helps!

@c. hansol ᵘ/ᵇᵉᵉⁿᶜʰᶦˡˡᶦⁿ oho I am not a great cook, but I can cook basic stuffs only hoho. It's quite easy. Just go to your nearest supermarket and buy it. You can easily find it in the refrigerated goods section, often located near the butter, sour cream, and cottage cheese. And to make it, let the cream cheese to reach room temperature and mix it with powdered sugar. Do not use the normal sugar or else the texture won't be that smooth. hmmm your effort will be appreciated, that's what I can say c: nah, you can, you only need to plug in and that's it.

@c. eunwoo ᵘ/ᵍʳᶦⁿʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ this has been rly insightful, thank u u/grinreaper! are u an experienced cook? no idea how to make cream cheese,,, i thought cream cheese was savoury but ig if u add a buttload of sugar, anything could be sweet,,, do u think makin the cake sound technical would convince her im actually a good baker,,,, not sure if i could install a new oven in like an hr but fingers r crossed!

@c. hansol ᵘ/ᵇᵉᵉⁿᶜʰᶦˡˡᶦⁿ I would say try to coat the cake with an extremely sweet cream cheese so you can use excuses such as, "This is sea salt cake with cream cheese" and try to explain it in a Ramsey's way that you're experimenting different flavors to find the right one for her. About the mess, hey - there are lot of emergencies cleaning services around. Just call 'em up and they'll be there for you ASAP. Buy a new oven too. The cleaning service could also act as part of your gift since you gave her a kitchen cleaning session for free!

r/WhatDoIDo : idk if this is meant for the Love Gurus to answer but I'm in desperate need for urgent help, this subreddit seem to be useful for emergencies - so what do I do if I've told a girl I can cook but I accidentally used salt instead of sugar to bake a cake? I could lie and say I bought it from a bakery,,,, I also burned her oven and her kitchen is a mess although I promised to clean the house up for her. Should I make a run for it?

@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ @✮ moderator. i think this frootloop sis is right, but imo first thing you should do let the hotel know about this thing. bc it is clear they have the records of who were in the room before or the cctv footage. so when you call police you already have proofs of why you shouldn’t be the suspect.
but the yes options baffled me,, i do hope you wouldn’t do that thing n just go to police to admit you did it instead ,,,, bc that so wild lmfao

so as a frequent traveler i hope first thing you do is check your room and making sure to not see another corpse on bed or in your bath-up.

@✮ moderator. this is the second most thought of qn i have right after 'can i befriend a ghost in this hotel room'? and so far, the best solution i have is to assess if you have left any incriminating evidence of your presence in the room.
> if no, then go ahead and call the police you are innocent (and unlikely to be successfully framed)
> if yes, then just find a farm and dump the body in a pigsty! pigs will eat up the bones of the body and there will be no physical evidence left :D

in what universe would u marinate with the corpse......

[ example question, feel free to answer to this still! ]

r/WhatDoIDo : What do I do if I've found a dead body in a hotel room? As a frequent traveler, this thought has haunted me for years.... It's not like it's impossible for this to happen, murderers could be everywhere! If I ran out of the room, I could still be a suspect? But if I choose to marinate with the corpse... I am also going to be a suspect. What is the right course of action?

r/WhatDoIDo: I found out one of my roommates is a user I constantly argue with and I hate their guts online