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Dad Jokes
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description: (bad) jokes, puns, pick up lines, knock knock jokes and riddles to remind you that your dad never returned from that milkrun.
posts that the moderators find are unsuitable will be deleted. we reserve the rights to do so without warning. 
Created July 9, 2023
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k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ 1 year ago
@c. hansol ᵘ/ᵇᵉᵉⁿᶜʰᶦˡˡᶦⁿ im over u! the way i paused to think which was on top..
c. hansol ᵘ/ᵇᵉᵉⁿᶜʰᶦˡˡᶦⁿ 1 year ago
r/DadJokes: what did the numerator say to the denominator after they broke up?
n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ 1 year ago
@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] HAHAHAHA OK I THINK I would have taken forever to get the right answer … gd job for making one up urself !! I honestly think all of mine r just buried memories rather than original LMAOO
it’s a pun… because clock,, time,, thyme,, HAHAHAHAHAH
k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] 1 year ago
@k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ oh half a star noice thank you!
k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] 1 year ago
@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ like fbi,,,, errr maybe not fbi, but err hmm err police¿ dude i realised im bad at giving hint. i’ll just give the answer :”] they could hid so well (spies)
the THAT SO BAD GDHDJDJ wait since when chef made clock w spices,,,
k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ 1 year ago
@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] sO u were 50% there already u get half a star HAHAHA
n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ 1 year ago
@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] supernatural picture in court e....enoki.. SHJSSKSKSKSKS IONO!! how is it like fbi
ykno like why did the chef make a clock with spices... to tell the thyme.. SKSKSKSKSK
k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] 1 year ago
@k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ PRISM GDJDKD i failed, no but i actually thought of bad rainbows as in baddies, and baddies ended either in jail or prison
k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] 1 year ago
@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ hint? hmm, it’s like fbi ahahaha what thyme jokes,,, i made this one up HAHAHAH
k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ 1 year ago
@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] ye its supposed to sound like prison,, HAHAAHA close enough i guess? answer is prism :> and they can serve their light sentence SKSKSKSKSKS
n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ 1 year ago
@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] beeeeep. hint please SKSKS my brain fr empty.. i can tell u all the thyme jokes.. but .. idk this one
k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] 1 year ago
@k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ with p,,, if it’s not jail then pail,,, but why pail- err is it prison¿ thinking it is jail but in other words ahahahaha
k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] 1 year ago
@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ ding ding nope, try again xP
k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ 1 year ago
@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] SKDNDKSKSK I give hint it starts w p
n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ 1 year ago
@k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] a a espa..
k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] 1 year ago
@k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ bad rainbow,,, jail,,,? GFHDJSKGF
k. taehyung ᵘ/ᵒʳᶦᵒⁿ [sh] 1 year ago
r/DadJokes: what is consider as spice?
k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ 1 year ago
r/DadJokes: where do bad rainbows go!!
k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ 1 year ago
@l. jeno ᵘ/ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉʲᵃᵐˢ hey…. don’t look down on others SKSKSKS
n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ 1 year ago
@c. beomgyu ᵘ/ᵇʳᵒᵒᵐᵇᵒᵒᵐᵇᵒˣ YEA! ding ding ding
l. jeno ᵘ/ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉʲᵃᵐˢ 1 year ago
r/DadJokes: what do you call a prisoner going down a flight of stairs?
c. beomgyu ᵘ/ᵇʳᵒᵒᵐᵇᵒᵒᵐᵇᵒˣ 1 year ago
@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ river bank xP
n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ 1 year ago
r/DadJokes: where do fishes keep their money?
k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ 1 year ago
@j. jaehyun ᵘ/ᵐᶦˡᵏʳᵘⁿⁿᵉʳ UNDER (the) COVER(s)!
hahahaha why can’t james bond fart in bed…
n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ 1 year ago
@j. jaehyun ᵘ/ᵐᶦˡᵏʳᵘⁿⁿᵉʳ ure taking too much inspiration from the wind blowing…. no…. thats tbh a gd answer but IM STILL DISAPPOINTED!!

… it’s because the fishies go bloop bloop … bluep bluep….
j. jaehyun ᵘ/ᵐᶦˡᵏʳᵘⁿⁿᵉʳ 1 year ago
r/DadJokes: how does james bond go to sleep?
j. jaehyun ᵘ/ᵐᶦˡᵏʳᵘⁿⁿᵉʳ 1 year ago
@n. yizhuo ᵘ/ᶠʳᵒᵒᵗˡᵒᵒᵖ bcs the fishes blue it…. (they did smth bad!)
k. yoohyeon ᵘ/ⁿᵒᵒᵈˡᵉᵃʳᵐˢ 1 year ago
@k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ @c. hansol ᵘ/ᵇᵉᵉⁿᶜʰᶦˡˡᶦⁿ actually, they eat ze/zir salad! badum tss
c. hansol ᵘ/ᵇᵉᵉⁿᶜʰᶦˡˡᶦⁿ 1 year ago
@k. yoohyeon ᵘ/ⁿᵒᵒᵈˡᵉᵃʳᵐˢ transfats?
k. chaewon ᵘ/ᶜʰᵉʷʸʲᵘⁿᶦᵒʳ 1 year ago
@c. hansol ᵘ/ᵇᵉᵉⁿᶜʰᶦˡˡᶦⁿ SEAWEED!!! so disappointed w myself rn it was right there ..

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