Dear future employer,
as I have now uploaded a picture of myself to this damned site, you might be able to find me, stalk all the very inappropriate things I've written here and decide to not hire, or fire, me.
Instead, please consider giving me a raise. Me being on this site shows that I am a multi-faceted person with high emotional intelligence and creativity. Or, at the very least, it's more likely that I have all those attributes, than someone who has done nothing fun and creative in their life.
Love,
sadistic_child
P.S. I am willing to change my username if it makes anything better.
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