I have some tea *slurping noises*

i have dirt and tea on some of these people you might know on here.

THESE PEOPLE RIGHT HERE:

pinkcrayon: this is trap. IS TOO PINK. DOESN'T EVEN LIKE PINK. THEY'RE ALSO THE WEIRDEST LOOKING CRAYON IVE SEEN. ALSO THIS AINT EVEN A CRAYON. THEY'RE A IN potato chip and post inna pro pro ads to innocent by standers (see i told u they're a trap) and lure them with cute face bc lowkey a goblin who wants to get in ur  localfrickboy: this not only facechases they also asschase. they will mentally remember that , tap that , and smack that every time. walk your fish, your toes, steal ur and they're smelly and leak a lot. they're also into getting leaked on their face. they'll also force you to call them oppa but dont do it. they highkey baby boy material but won't admit it lowkey. if they say they're an alpha thats bs they're omega. and they're a terrible sugar daddy bc broke 24/7 and will empty ur bank account. DNABleached: This is a boomer. Periodt. This boomer is leaky and they're a . also this person a highkey devil in disguise and upon first glance they're probably planning ur death bc satan but you'd never know bc they act like a lil kitten  flowersun: this person is disgustingly cute (ew).so sweet ur teeth will rot. which is why i have a cavities. also snorts a lot of crack but doesn't share with literally anyone selfish asf with the crack bruh istg SMH. but is in like a lot of tea highkey that no one knows about bc they paid in good succs.  

SMH

yall better be drinking this up. im not in lyin. click the pic for more 

P.S: this is a joke. but im ngl some of this true tho
this why i love em highkey