Apparently I'm over 60?!

I wanted to share with you something that pretty much tickled me and worried me at the same time, I hope you laugh with me for this XD

So I got a letter/piece of junk mail the other day from Lloyd's Pharmacy, which is a UK pharmacy and is quite popular due to their services being top-notch.
I opened it up (it was posted as it was, no envelope as it was it's own envelope) and it pretty much said that I was over 60 and entitled to a free eye examination from my own home. 

I repeat: It said that I was over 60 and entitled to a free eye examination from my own home.
Over 60!!!

It's impossible for me to be over 60 unless someone messed around with my birth certificate, but even that says my actual date of birth and my mum can confirm it. She remembers the day well because me and my twin came as a biiiig surprise that day. XD

So I'm kinda having fun with it and telling people I really am an old lady and that I'm going to retire. Haha!
Maybe I'll retire on my birthday since it's coming up (September 1st.. OMG SO CLOSE I TELL YOU!!)XD