[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[x ] You just tried to your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[ ] you have seen the matrix
[ ] You type with three fingers or less
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[x ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ x ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL SO FAR: 14
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
[ x ] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ x ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ x ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL SO FAR: 28
SCORE:
Take your total, Multiply by 3
You're 84% mentally unstable
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