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@♠ luhan "Mm-hmm, and stuttering is a sign of lying," Kyungsoo said calmly as he put down the laundry bag to let his hand free to take his wallet only to witness Luhan had grabbed his wallet. Kyungsoo moved his hand fast to push away Luhan's hand with the wallet, "No, I will pay." He ended up paid for everything and sighing as he got the question. His mood swinging from gloomy to angry to gloomy to angry, never ending loops. "I don't want you to apologize, I want him...on his knees...begging for mercy," there he let out the angry side, eyes and eyebrows turn devilish in a small frown, all evil imagination flashed in his mind. Though the moment later he sighed again, shoulder dropped and everything on him turned gloomy. Was this even mood swings? he wondered, because it looks like it was so close to bipolar.
He sighed for the millions times then dragged the bag in one hand and a cup of coffee in his other hand. He put the cup in the closest table and sit down while putting the bag on his lap, letting Luhan followed him to sit together with him. "Look here," he gloomily let out a tiny bit of the bedsheet, letting Luhan peek the red stain over the white sheet, "he did this to me," he explained blurry, letting the other man filled the missing piece of puzzle by himself. "And my neck and body hurt now," he sighed as he clutched his neck, he was never good at explaining things but he thought it was enough explanation and yes, his stiff body, he sleeping on couch was also Lu Hyung fault. Everything was that man's fault yes.

@♛ do kyungsoo He wondered if notifying strangers about his desire to kill their brother was a habit for Kyungsoo because damn, he looked convincing. As much as he did want to sock his twin in the face sometimes and feed him to a giant bowl of piranhas... Lu Han was Lu Han and he was Lu Han too so they're both Lu Han-- wait that didn't make any sense but whatever, he loves his twin. Aaaaand now Kyungsoo was cackling at him great.

If Lu Han wasn't so scared out of his wits, he'd daresay that Kyungsoo's smile was endearing really. But given the extraordinary way they met, he was still convinced that the guy plotted mass murders in his basement. "F-Faking? I'm not faking. I'm totally laughing. 100%. For real though." He blabbered out, adding a scared laugh along with the mix of garbled words. His eyes zeroed on the bag Kyungsoo was lagging behind and a giant question mark popped in his head, he might as well asked what his twin did to end up on Kyungsoo's bad side right? That won't get him killed... Right?

"Hey uhm, what did my brother do? He is kind of... Mentally incapable to acknowledge his faults so really, I apologize for whatever made you this uhm..." Crazy? Hungry for blood? Animalistic? Murderer inclined to Zebras? "Angry." He forced out, carefully taking the mocha frap in his hands and sipping it up, grabbing his wallet and sliding the bill across the counter.

@♠ luhan "Then we should plan the murder together," Kyungsoo said nonchalantly as if murdering people was his daily routine or even hobby. Kyungsoo noticed how the other man seemed like putting a distance with him, was he that scary? well yeah, he was always scary in his own way, that's his charm anyway, charisma..scary..manly..he mentally laughed in his mind though he was actually smiling because thinking about it. ahhh..if only he could be taller a bit, it would be perfect.
They arrived at the coffee shop just when Kyungsoo mood swings on his highest, he was now happy, angry, excited, annoyed, blur, he was asking for double shot cappuccino to the barista. He thought that he needed so much espresso to keep him in clear mind. "Ohh yeah..mocha frap," he added to the barista brightly and noticed again that he actually not alone, and what did the man just said about killing and zebra. Kyungsoo turned his head to look at the other, their eyes meet and Kyungsoo really couldn't hold it anymore and he laughed. His teeth showing as his mouth formed a heart shape, eyes disappearing into crescent as his laughter could be heard. "Why you're faking laughter so obviously?" he stated, felt like ruffling the others hair but didn't do it and get back to see the barista that now skillfully making our coffee, "Oh..and I don't have any zebra," he turned to him for a while and hiding the smile by turning the back of his head to the other man again. He actually didn't even win Lu Hyung strength, That's no possible way of he killing the older male, well except with poison but yeah he didn't know where to buy poison. He bowed his head to the barista as both of the coffee arrived in front of their eyes.

@♛ do kyungsoo Lu Han blanched. Because what. He totes should have remembered the emergency hotline in Korea. Stupid stupid Lu Han.

"Uhh yeah, sometimes I want to do that to him too..." Lu Han pretended to relate to the other male, head moving at a total of 50 nods per minute. He did get that Kyungsoo was mad for a legit reason but seriously? Zebras? Couldn't it just be a nice easy death? What could his brother do to deserve such a lowly fate?

He cowered at the smaller, hands instinctively moving down to protect his balls for obvious reasons as he waddled behind the other, making sure to keep his distance lest Kyungsoo unleash his lightsaber or something at him. Seriously, Lu Han was not going to take any chances. He was thinking of just hightailing it outta there like mad when they arrived at the shop, the smell of coffee settling into his senses and he felt slightly, very very slightly, at ease. Maybe he could get his hands on some of that frap and forget all the weirdness this day had to offer. Weirdness being the man right in front of him. He hesitated before tapping the other's shoulder with shaking fingers, cursing at himself because he probs looked like a pansy right now. "U-Uhm I'd just like the mocha frap Kyungsoo, if you don't mind of course. Hahahaha, please don't kill me. I like my body not being devoured by zebras thanks."

@♠ luhan Kyungsoo was so glad that the man had smiled at him but then his words was just making him feel more guilty, "it's not...it's not fully wrong," he eexplained as he crouched down to the ground to gather the bag of dirty sheets to his chest, hugging it just like earlier when he took it. "I did want to kill you..No, I mean your brother," he shook his head as he scrambled to stand on his feet again. "I should kill him and let zebra eat his body," he glanced at Luhan with small glare just because they resemble each other so much, and he knew that zebra didn't eat meat but he wanted zebra eat the criminal's body. Kyungsoo then nodded his head silently and walks towaed the coffee shop that the other's pointed at, mind still so gloomy and pissed but maybe some warm drink can calm his mind a bit.

@♛ do kyungsoo Breathing yes, Lu Han mentally exclaimed, straightening himself up after the ridiculous ordeal his brother got him in. If it weren't for his sheer manliness, he would've ran like hell from the little tiny devil in front of him. But he didn't because he was brave and stuff. Although he did back away to give them both some space.

He offered a reassuring smile, watching as the other gripped shaking fingers onto his shirt. "Hey it's cool. It's not the first time I got caught up in my brother's antics. But this is the very first time I actually felt like I was going to die-- that's not helping is it?" Lu Han sighed and raked his fingers through his rapidly growing hair, thankful for the little strands that managed to keep the two of them distinguished from each other. He blanked a bit at the smaller male's offer because drink? What drink? Would it be laced with poison? Was it a trap? Deciding to abandon all doubts though, Lu Han gave a shaky nod. It would be rude to reject such a strong and terrifying character. "Uhm yeah sure we can grab one in that coffee shop over there." One that's conveniently located next to a hospital.

@♠ luhan Kyungsoo's brain turn to ash right now, his grip loosening itself from the other's neck but he insisted to not letting the other man go. His mind rolling, wondering if it was just a trick or he indeed saying the truth. Though, there's no way Lu Hyung could grow hair in one short night, that would be a miracle.
"Aahhh yes yes," he immediately let go of his arms from the man in front of him, tugging his own hands back to fisted on his own chest, afraid the other really faint from lack of oxygen. He was staring wide to the other man silently and finally all the words sinking to his brain after jetlagging for good long minutes. So, this is not the poo brainer Lu Hyung. He put the most gulty expression on his face with shoulder slouched and hands dropped down to his side, he really did feel sorry for the fact that he almost killing innocent, "I am sorry.."
He looked down guiltily and reached his hand to timidly touch the other's shirt, "are you okay? ohh..umm..I'm Kyungsoo, I.. misunderstood..uhh.." he looked up at the other man wide, "would you like some drink?" he offered, planned to say sorry with treating a small drink, which is so lame, but he couldn't really think of anything right now.

@♛ do kyungsoo Seriously how can someone so small pack such a punch? Lu Han was positively shaking right now, bent over against the tiny male like some kind of submissive freak. Which he totally wasn't. Nope. He hissed as those short arms tightened even further around his poor poor flawless neck, brain fumbling for the perfect escape plan. Maybe he should just feign death until the other back off?

He was about to scream physical abuse when the question rang in his head, his brain finally putting two and two together and duh. Of course. This was the man that would sever his twin's balls to feed to the lions (and for the record, Lu Han totally agrees with that). "Oh boy here we go again uhm..." Lu Han started off, awkwardly gulping because the arm around him was not letting him speak and spare his life. "You see I think my twin was the one responsible for your Hulk-induced rampage. Brown, slightly shorter hair with poo for brains?" He weakly muttered out, legs 0.00001% close to giving up on him. "A-Anyways whatever thing he did I am entirely sorry on his behalf so would you please let me go before I faint from the lack of oxygen?" Lu Han did not deserve this. Being locked out of his home only to be manhandled by an extremely feminine looking male soon after were not, under any circumstance, enjoyable for him. It didn't help that a kid nearby was now openly laughing at him. Not at all.

@♠ luhan Kyungsoo was in his edge now, his apartment was so flawless before, he even straighten the askew picture that hang on the wall, wiping the dust in the corner of the room, spraying all calming scent on each the corner of his apartment, it's all his hardwork for god sake! "YAAH!" he yelled just to release the anger pooled on his chest and it indeed feels good. Maybe torturing the poor hyung would give him more satisfaction and it plotted already on his head.
"What's wrong from this all is you and your _____!" he stormed to the man infront of him angrily, no matter how cute he was, he needed to target his balls this time. Kyungsoo had his arm on the other's neck now, trapping the other's head on his inner arm in headlock, "you're going to clean it, say it! you're going to clean for whole week..or I'll kill you," he talked next to his hyung's ear then noticed when did Lu hyung's hair turning so bright and longer. He freeze for a moment, eyes peeking to the other's face close but arm not letting the target go yet, he blinked, "did you..colour your hair?" he asked with timid and awkward tone.

@♛ do kyungsoo Why was he even outside? The weather was too perfect, sunlight peeking out through fluffy white clouds and birds chirping with reckless abandon but all Lu Han can think of was fluffy white bed covers. He never wanted to leave the solace of his shared apartment but his satan-inspired twin decided to kick him out in order to turn the whole damned place into a fortress, bolting the door and locking all the windows. Lu Han had tried, he really did, to ask what was happening to his dear brother but was only met with frantic mutterings of 'he's going to kill me' and 'i have to protect my soul' and the occasional 'save my balls please.'

And thus here lies our tragic hero, head thrown back and eyes shut against the bench, contemplating whether or not to try and go back to his apartment to knock some sense in his brother's noggin' when-- "Ouch! Excuse you?" A pile of (what Lu Han hoped) of laundry landed very harshly on his chest and he visibly sputtered, eyes looking up and meeting fiery red globes of hell. Okay maybe he was overreacting but the small male in front of him really did look like he was going to skin him alive. "I'm sorry but I think you got it all wrong!" Oh no, said male was now advancing towards him with tiny legs and he stood up, arms flying innocently in the air as he backed off, abandoning every manly intention he had previously thought off. With a look of utmost dread, he glanced at the skies above and offered a prayer to the gods. He just hoped he'd end up with a version of heaven that served buffets.

@♠ luhan Kyungsoo rubbed his stiff neck with eyes still closed, he cracked it open slowly to stare at the bright ceiling. His vision come clear and he noticed how he slept uncomfortably on the couch. He sat down while stretching his neck side to side, trying to recall why did he sleep on the couch, who took the bed? Ohh.. He widen his eyes the moment he saw chips scattered on the floor, books scattered down the rack, there's a glass inside his aquarium. He then run to the bedroom to find the culprit, the bedroom was empty. And there's this red stain on the bedcover with a bottle of empty soda rolling over it. That's the cue for Kyungsoo to scream out loud in frustration.
Kyungsoo was outside the apartment building now, carrying a bag with the bedcover and bedsheet inside it. He was taking it to the laundry with shoulders slouched down his body and a big gloominess tugging down the corner of his lips. He walked or dragged himself to the laundry and spotted the criminal on the park, sitting comfortably on the bench. He froze on his spot for a moment before his eyes turn devilish as he stomped his feet to the target on the bench. He threw the heavy bag of dirty sheets to the man's head but it ended up targeting his chest, he then yelled angrily, "Yahh paboo!! Do you think you can run away! I'll kill you right now!" He approached the man, ready to strangle him to death.

@♚ baekhyun *Chuckles softly and pets the bunny slowly, stroking it's soft fur*
Aww, it's really cute
*Smiles softly*
You seem quite fond of it already
*Raises a brow in your direction as I lift my head up to look at you*
Waaait a second... How do you know this is a girl?

@♠ byun baek Ah...that makes sense.
/smiles brightly and nods, snuggling up to your side/
As long as you're here now, right.
/chuckles and returns my attention back to the bunny that had just hopped away when you approached, finding it hiding in the bush/
I made a new friend while I was waiting! Want to meet her?
/calls the bunny over, gently motioning for it to come closer/

@♚ baekhyun *Pulls away from the hug and rubs the nape of my neck sheepishly*
Sorry~ I kind of... Overslept. Hehe...
*Sits myself next to you*
But it's all good since I'm here now... Right?
*Chuckles nervously as I await your answer*

@♠ byun baek /ears perk up at the sound of your voice and lifts my head up just in time as you pull me into a hug/
/lets out a delighted laugh and snuggles in your hug, wrapping my own arms around you/
Hyunnie!!
/nuzzles my nose against your neck happily before pulling back slightly to grin at you/
What took you so long? I was waiting..

@♚ baekhyun *Looks around and sighs*
Where might he be...?
*My eyes sweep the area again just to see you sitting atop of a small hill*
Ooohhh, found him.
Baekhyunnie~!
*Shouts and waves wildly in your direction before running over to you, throwing my arms around you and pulling you into a hug*

@♠ byun baek /sits atop one of the small hills in the park, my hands placed on the ground behind me as I tap the toes of my shoes together while humming/
/nods my head from side-to-side along to the tune in my head, a smile on my face as I watch people pass by, not bothering to approach me nor I, them/
/notices a rather small rabbit hop over to me and wrinkle its nose/
/chuckles and reaches a hand out to pet it/