Another One Bites The Dust

@Eun Ji Baby this is for you~ *grabs the bottom of my shirt and flips it over my head* *runs a hand through my hair as I smirk ily* *unbundled my belt while biting my lip and winking at you* *pulls out my belt and grabs the end* *whips the floor and then drops it* *s my fly slowly* *turns to the side and bends slowly as I push my pants down* *steps out of them and kicks them* *hooks a thumb to my boxers and yanks them down revealing my whole body as I kick them off and walk to you* *slams you against the wall and kisses you* *suddenly there was a tsunami of walkers* ! *turns around to protect you* *the walkers engulf us and they start ripping at my skin as I scream* I-I love you... Eun Ji *says before I get bitten and they eat the rest of my flesh*

@Elena Ladris *blushes at his request* oppa... *nudges him* *smiles at you* hiya Eun Ji here. Please tell me you are not a sasaeng fan... *laughs* *winks* I'm kidding. Well sorta *gives my hand for you to shake*

@Elena Ladris *walks to the woman* hi. The name's Bacon. Bacon Mcy *gives my hand for you to shake it* Here. Don't worry. We are real people so don't be scared and thank you for the offer *winks* oh and do you have a room for my girlfriend and I separately? *requests* This is Eun Ji pulls her forward

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Elena had quickly adjusted to her life in the safe house. It was quiet. It was unexciting. It was uneventful. Actually, there was that one time she saw another person - and then they had their face torn off by a Walker. Yeah. The fact that that was a high point in her life was a sign: she needed to find something to do.

She tried drawing. And then she realized that she couldn't draw anything but stick people, so she stopped. Then she tried writing, something along the lines of "There was this boy. And this girl. They both liked each other, probably. But nobody liked them, so. They decided to run away together, but it wasn't like anybody cared. Then when they got married they kissed, but it turned out the guy was a zombie the entire time and he ate her. Too bad. The End." It was a lot better than the story she wrote before, but it still .

Elena began to hear gunshots, but disregarded them. There were always a few people passing by, but they never stopped at the safe house. It was probably a good thing that they didn't, but without any other people, Elena was sure that she'd go crazy.

The gunshots stopped a few minutes later, then she heard the sound of crunching leaves. That usually meant a person, since the safe house was surrounded by leaves. Elena went up to the window and peered outside. There. Were. People. Like forty of them. "OhmyGodactualpeople," she said.

She was about to run downstairs and welcome them, but then she realized she probably shouldn't make herself look so open. Maybe she could grab her big- gun, which Elena appropriately named Big- Gun and scare them with it to make her look authoritative or whatever. Or maybe she shouldn't open the door at all. What if they were cannibals? She was the only person here, so she knew that they could overpower her. Whatever.

Before she went to the door, she grabbed her journal and wrote something in it. "PEOPLE. ACTUAL PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT DEAD PEOPLE. Thank. God.," it read. She closed the journal and threw it onto the couch, then went to the door with the Big- Gun in her hands. Elena opened the door, and everybody outside turned to face her.

"Hi. You guys all look gross," she said. "So I guess I'll let you stay with me. But no rude people. Or annoying people. Or cannibals, or whatever. I have food, and water, and other stuff if you need it." The group just stared at her. "What? Aren't you going to come it?" She probably shouldn't be so inviting, but if they did turn out to be evil, she had seventeen mines planted under the safe house.

Well, not really. But that's what she would tell them.